If you've ever read the book or seen the movie "Fight Club," you've undoubtedly had this thought: "Wow, this would make a great children's book!" ... maybe.
In a hilarious new video from Mashable, Fight Club author Chuck Palahniuk introduces Fight Club 4 Kids. "Since my audience, my readership, is growing older and having children and dying, I've decided to reintroduce the book to a whole new generation," he explains before reading an excerpt from the upcoming book -- which is sure to join the canon of children's literary classics.
"The two boys liked to horse around, flicking and pinching and rough-housing on the ground. "Let's start a club," said the spiky-haired friend. "We'll call it the 'Horsing Around Club.'"
Though the author tries to keep things kid-friendly, the expletive-filled video shows that may not be his forte...
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