If Fritz were an outfielder or wide receiver, he'd be out of a job.
But because he's an adorable dog with the endearing inability to catch stuff, he's a YouTube star.
Fritz's person, Evan Ball, assures in the description: "For those concerned about Fritz’s diet, he was only rewarded with a small sample of each sausage for his efforts. Apart from these periodic indulgences, the poor boy eats dog food for every meal."
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