When the YouTube video description warns "He is completely sober," you know a crazy stunt is about to unfold.
This man, who attempts to use a sword to slice a watermelon on a glass table, does not disappoint.
He shatters the table, yelling "Sweet!"
Please don't try this at home -- unless you really hate your furniture.
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