Cracked Explains Why Netflix Needs To Stop Listening To The Internet

Why Netflix Needs To Stop Listening To The Internet

Why bring back all these old shows?

There's a reason you loved certain shows as a kid. And it's not because they were good. Listen, no one is saying that you weren't a sharp, intelligent youngster growing up, but have you ever gone back and watched the shows you used to love as a child? We watched tons of "Full House" in our youth, and Netflix is bringing it back -- under the impression that we're all still 12 years old. We all loved "Boy Meets World," but are any of us watching "Girl Meets World"?

Oh, you are? ...

Cracked addresses this phenomenon fully in a new video that will probably have you nostalgically streaming your old favorites, before realizing that they actually kinda suck.

Before You Go

As as fully grown human, you make your own decisions.
If you want to ride in the shopping cart while at the grocery store, you can do that.
You get to decide what a "well-balanced breakfast" looks like.
You're an adult and you say, "ALL the marshmallows in my cocoa."
You're my Lunchable now, party tray.
Cereal isn't just for dinner, it's also for dessert.
You're an adult, dammit, and you eat what you want.
You can even make your food do adult stuff if you want.
Your parents aren't buying your clothes anymore, which means you get to wear what you want.
ANYTHING you want. Because you're a grown up with credit cards and taxes and a big human job.
Because worrying if you look stupid is stupid.
Besides, you don't have time to worry about looking stupid, because you're a busy adult.
You're too busy riding a majestic freaking unicorn.
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You survived high school and peer pressure and now you get to look how you want.
Decorate your home however the hell you want.
Fill that home with handheld video games and handheld alcohol.
"I want my Fruity Pebbles in this wine glass, and I plan to drink out of it immediately following these Fruity Pebbles."
Sleep in a tiny tent if you want.
Or a pillow fort. In the MIDDLE OF THE ROOM.
With Netflix!
Because you're an ADULT, DAMMIT. Who can build an adult treehouse with lights and beer and a band.

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