The ladies of Twitter never fail to brighten our days with their brilliant -- but succinct -- wisdom. Each week, HuffPost Women rounds up hilarious 140-character musings. For this week's great tweets from women, scroll through the list below. Then visit our Funniest Tweets From Women page for our past collections.
2015 was the year i leaned the fuck in to magic mike [shut up]
— Bim Adewunmi (@bimadew) December 14, 2015
If you can't handle me at my memes, you don't deserve me at my selfies
— alana hope levinson (@alanalevinson) December 14, 2015
prep for taking out braids: - deep condition day before - load up my netflix queue - prepare press release for white people - oils
— Jazmine Hughes (@jazzedloon) December 17, 2015
When Bad Pizza Happens to Good People
— Jen Doll (@thisisjendoll) December 15, 2015
Q: What's the difference between Voldemort and Carly Fiorina? A: Despite his best efforts, he failed to destroy HP.
— Hermione Manger (@OhNoSheTwitnt) December 16, 2015
*Pretends that completing 1 task exempts me from completing the other 9* wow I've really got my shit together
— hinges on the hands (@sailornegro) December 18, 2015
it's important to set concrete, actionable goals pic.twitter.com/gDFd5I1TX0
— Lily Karlin (@lilykarlin) December 16, 2015
Ugh, I have wrapped SO MANY Christmas presents. I'm beat. Also, my hand is cramped from writing, "To Gwen, Love Gwen" so many times.
— Gwen (@msgwenl) December 16, 2015
Everything is too heavy at the gym.
— Akilah Hughes (@AkilahObviously) December 15, 2015
There should be a class on learning how to read the signs that the person you're talking to doesn't want you to talk to them anymore.
— Laura Benanti (@LauraBenanti) December 16, 2015
half the battle is getting in the shower
— Tess Koman (@tessie_the_mess) December 17, 2015
"I pronounce you man and wife. You may now COME ON AND SLAM AND WELCOME TO THE JAM" *basketballs fly out everywhere just like i planned*
— Alexis Wilkinson (@OhGodItsAlexis) December 15, 2015
Give me liberty* or give me death! *chips
— Aude White (@audevwhite) December 17, 2015
funny because the second trending topic was my exact response when i read the first one pic.twitter.com/wcIfGIh0nh
— Lauren Zupkus (@laurenzup) December 14, 2015
oceans 11 but for stealing back the wu-tang record and there are zero men in the heist crew and it's directed by michelle maclaren
— #rachelsyme (@rachsyme) December 17, 2015
Sometimes life feels like a constant recovery process from human interaction
— Ella Fraser (@ella__fraser) December 18, 2015
All I want for Xmas is someone running 45 minutes late to meet. Just fucking ONCE, I'd like to be on time and not the inconsiderate asshole.
— Drew Grant (@videodrew) December 18, 2015
WHO RUN THE WORLD????! Insurance companies run the world.
— Leah Spigelman (@leahspig) December 17, 2015
I doubt people would spend time and money on family Christmas card pictures if they knew exactly what people said when they opened them up.
— Jenny Johnson (@JennyJohnsonHi5) December 12, 2015
Waiting for Adele tickets to go on sale is probably the most stressed I've ever seen my coworkers
— Emma Gray (@emmaladyrose) December 17, 2015
"Ok everybody I gotta get to Star Wars." -- Obama wrapping up press briefing
— Jennifer Bendery (@jbendery) December 18, 2015
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