Jan. 29, 2016, will henceforth be known as the day Kanye West tweeted that he's "not into" ass play and announced, "I stay away from that area all together."
OK. We're not going to argue with him, even though he may not know what he's missing. But, then again, West seems have a pretty active sex life -- or at least that's what you can infer from his lyrics.
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So, presented without comment, all the sex stuff Kanye West is actually "into," according to his own lyrics.
Warning: Explicit lyrics ahead. Obviously.
THREESOMES
"Hurry up with my damn massage / Hurry up with my damn ménage" -- "I Am A God"
"Last night my bitches came in twos / And they both sucked like they came to lose" -- "Set It Up"
“She asked me what I wished for on the wish list / Have you ever asked your bitch for other bitches?” -- "Bound 2"
"It's a party tonight and, ooh, she's so excited / Tell me who's invited: you, your friends and my dick” -- “The New Workout Plan”
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ORAL SEX
"Have you ever had sex with a pharaoh? / Put the pussy in a sarcophagus / Now she claiming that I bruised her esophagus / Head of the class and she just won a swallowship" -- "Monster"
"That when David Grutman kicked her out / But I got her back in and put my dick in her mouth" -- "On Sight"
VARIOUS POSITIONS
"That cowgirl, you reverse that cowgirl / You reverse, you reverse, and I impregnated your mouth, girl, ooh" -- "Drunk in Love (Remix)"
"I wanna fuck you hard on the sink / After that, give you something to drink / Step back, can't get spunk on the mink" -- "Bound 2"
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"That's when I knew you could be my spouse, girl / We fuckin' all over the house, girl / We just messed up a brand new couch, girl" -- "Drunk in Love (Remix)"
"I ain't no pastor, don't do missionary / I know good pussy when I see it, I'm a visionary" -- "Drunk in Love (Remix)"
CORRECTION: A previous version of this article misidentified lyrics from "Drunk in Love" as lyrics from "Bound 2."
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