Here's Monday's DNC Itinerary AND EVERYTHING IS FINE, LOL!

Well, we’re finally here! The 2016 Democratic National Convention! Don’t forget: Everything is fine!

Oh, it’s amazing how united everyone is! MOVING RIGHT ALONG ...

To keep you up-to-date on the goings-on of the DNC, here’s the itinerary for Day 1:

First, Debbie Wasserman Schultz will bring the hammer gavel down on the DNC email server podium to open the convention!

Then, a jar will be passed around the Wells Fargo Center to raise money for the 2052 presidential run of Hillary’s granddaughter Charlotte!

Michelle Obama will then deliver a rousing Michelle Obama speech via Melania Trump’s Republican National Convention speech!

Bernie Sanders is then set to take the stage, now that he’s agreed to speaking terms given by the DNC and the Clinton campaign.

Finally, Elizabeth Warren will deliver what party leaders hope to be an exciting keynote address, strengthening the resolve of the party after a rough convention start and finishing with a lengthy list of history’s worst Debbies.

Stay tuned for Tuesday’s amazing events!