Science. It’s that thing that explains everything, including who to avoid in conversation. You know, people like Republican vice presidential candidate Mike Pence, who has repeatedly made it clear that science ― aka, the way the world works ― just isn’t his thing.
This week, HuffPost Comedy released its latest hashtag, #PenceScience, and Twitter responded brilliantly.
E does not = mc2!
— Randi Mayem Singer (@rmayemsinger) August 9, 2016
If E equaled mc2, then my name would be Mike Pmc2nce!#PenceScience
#PenceScience children should not be exposed to plant science pic.twitter.com/CcPYRJgJk2
— Lili Von Shtupp (@Lily_Bell82) August 9, 2016
#pencescience
— Paul Lander (@paul_lander) August 9, 2016
my running mate is proof Darwin was wrong
There's only 1 set of footprints in the sand because Jesus is giving you a Dino Ride. #PenceScience @HuffPostComedy pic.twitter.com/LaYeeJ63UY
— CK (@charley_ck14) August 9, 2016
Every insane action has an equal and opposite insane reaction. #PenceScience pic.twitter.com/hhx0bgF4xu
— Portmanteau Jones (@SadlyCatless) August 9, 2016
I, personally, refuse to vaccinate my children because I don't want them to become artistic. #PenceScience @HuffPostComedy
— Richard Jeter (@MilesToGo13) August 9, 2016
The shortest distance between any two points is to accept Jesus Christ as your personal savior. #PenceScience
— Corey Miller (@CumuloPhallus) August 9, 2016
Smoking doesn't kill, floods do. The surgeon general should stop researching tobacco and start building arks! #PenceScience @HuffPostComedy
— Ben Hooper (@BenHooperWrites) August 9, 2016
The world only feels hotter on the account that gay people can get married and that is bringing us closer to Hell I think. #PenceScience
— Johnny Taylor, Jr. (@hipsterocracy) August 9, 2016
#PenceScience
— darth™ (@darth) August 9, 2016
"harambe is my running mate not my ancestor" pic.twitter.com/R9yjlXcTjN
"Science? Oh, I thought it was 'sigh ants.' So it's not passive-aggressive insects." #PenceScience @HuffPostComedy
— She Likes (@SheJStaz) August 9, 2016
A woman who can read and write is either:
— Ryan Hale (@HitThemRyceps) August 9, 2016
A) a witch
B) an alien
C) Wait, women can read? #PenceScience
Inactive volcanoes tend to gain more weight than active ones #PenceScience
— ⚡Mr. Brightside (@Will3K85) August 9, 2016
#PenceScience Conception begins when you order your appetizer on a first date.
— Jay (@notobald) August 9, 2016
#PenceScience oh that precious...😂😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/XYVvCJKRqk
— Bimmerella (@bimmerella) August 9, 2016
When asked if he'd seen 'COSMOS', Mike Pence said, "No but I've read the magazine at the hair salon." #PenceScience @HuffPostComedy
— Tommy Campbell (@MrTommyCampbell) August 9, 2016
#PenceScience Fred Flintstone invented the automobile foot brake! Who does Henry Ford think he is, anyway!? pic.twitter.com/J81UUSNnpL
— The Hashtag Game (@TheHashtagGame) August 9, 2016
...how can global warming be real when I still have ice cubes to put in my Kool-Aid?...#PenceScience
— Gwyddbwyl (@gwyddbwyl) August 9, 2016
Global warming is a result of Earth wearing too warm a jacket #PenceScience @HuffPostComedy
— Jeff Dwoskin (@bigmacher) August 9, 2016
A Womens has a right to do what she wants with her body. After us Menfolk decide what's "okay." #PenceScience @lancegould @HuffPostComedy
— View from my Office (@viewfrommyoffic) August 9, 2016
#PenceScience
— Daniel Greer (@DanGr_aHead) August 9, 2016
✔️Hypothesis
✔️Test
✔️Record Results
✔️Compare Results to What Bible Says
✔️Throw Out Anything That Contradicts Jesus
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