Move over, Siskel & Ebert.
There’s a new critic in town, and many, many people say he’s giving movies ― he reviews great movies, by the way ― two (smaller-than-average) thumbs up!
The hashtag #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots, highlighting tweets in which people imagine the Republican presidential nominee writing brief reviews of actual movies, trended on Twitter Thursday.
They’re nothing short of an internet masterpiece. Good job, hive mind.
See some of our favorites below, and if you’re craving more, head over to Twitter.
A great ship - The best ship! Illegal Immigrants steer it into an iceberg by Irish dancing #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots pic.twitter.com/duGyRLoZdp
— Gav (@miracleofsound) August 18, 2016
I really shouldn't talk about. I shouldn't. I CAN'T. But really folks, I can't. Ok? Ok.
— Mike Matola (@MikeMatola) August 18, 2016
It's a fight club.#TrumpExplainsMoviePlots
Voldemort, great guy. Ridding the magic world of immigrants. Crooked Harry can't be trusted #MakeHogwartsGreatAgain #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots
— Meg V. Jones (@ItsMegNotMegan) August 18, 2016
So they storm the beach, trying to recover this captured private. Bad film. I like people who weren't captured ok? #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots
— Travon Free (@Travon) August 18, 2016
This guy, this creepy guy, he's got scissors for hands. Many people are saying this. My hands, they're great. #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots
— Aaron Wiener (@Wieneraaron) August 18, 2016
There's this fish who gets lost and his father... by the way we're doing very well with fish. Fish love me.#TrumpExplainsMoviePlots
— Sean Kent (@seankent) August 18, 2016
She's a loser, ok. She's losing. I could lose a guy in 4 days. Probably 2 days. I lose guys so good you don't know. #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots
— Ben Mankiewicz (@BenMank77) August 18, 2016
Little Frodo, very small guy, tries to destroy a ring, it takes forever, total loser. I'd do it quicker, believe me #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots
— Trevor Donovan (@TrevDon) August 18, 2016
Misunderstood real estate owners suffer ungrateful tenants. I can relate, let me tell you. #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots pic.twitter.com/S867Ibco6L
— Wajahat Ali (@WajahatAli) August 18, 2016
#TrumpExplainsMoviePlots
— mc chris (@_mcchris) August 18, 2016
Darth Vader is a builder, good guy, I know him personally, great guy.
His son.
Killed him.
NOT GOOD.
"He was an illegal alien, and we sent him home! End of story!"
— Dreamweasel (@Dreamweasel) August 17, 2016
#TrumpExplainsMoviePlots pic.twitter.com/pDNDrD0uJd
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