Parents have long lamented the many ways having kids changes your sex life. From the interruptions to the scheduling failures to the general exhaustion of parenting, intimacy can sometimes seem like a distant fantasy.
One hilarious mom channeled her sexual frustration into song. Shayna Ferm of The Pump And Dump comedy show recently performed her original tune, “Parental Lovin,’” at the Brea Improv in Southern California. As the video of the performance shows, parents in the audience were totally feelin’ it.
“Let’s close the baby gate and have a date,” Ferm sang. “Let’s give the kids some goldfish and turn the TV on. They’ll never even know we’re gone.”
But perhaps the most standout lyrics are in the chorus:
“Scooby Dooby Do me. Pork my Peppa Pig. Yo Gabba Gabba grab my boobies. Pocoyo you poke-a-me. Stuff my Doc McStuffins. Paw Patrol my Jungle Junction.”
Who knew kids’ shows had such dirty names?
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