Joe Biden Just Can’t Help Being Cool Around Airplanes

Planes beat trains.
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It’s a bird, it’s a plane, it’s Super-Biden!

Vice President Joe Biden is known for his bro-like antics. But how could he not look cool while boarding Air Force Two? Biden likes to play up the scene in his travels around the world and we added some fun captions for what we’re guessing are probably the best inner-monologues ever.

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Go Deep, Governor! No, Further! Keep Going! ... Heh-Heh.
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Vice President Joe Biden throws a football from the top of the stairs before boarding Air Force Two at Pittsburgh International Airport in Pittsburgh, PA, July 1, 2009.
Joe Biden: His Thumbs-Up Are Actual Rainbows
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When we landed at Southwest Florida International Airport aboard Air Force Two, it was still raining, but by the time we taxied to our parking spot the rain had let up and a rainbow was starting to form in the sky. I tried to get into position to capture the rainbow and the Vice President de-planing, and Air Force Two. As he walked to the cars, he gave me a thumbs-up — and that was the photo. September 28, 2012.
At Ease, Men. 'Breaking Bad' Is On And Papa Biden's In A Hurry
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Vice President Joe Biden salutes as he approaches Marine Two after landing at Joint Base Andrews aboard Air Force Two. June 6, 2012.
You're Gonna Miss These VP Guns -- Pew Pew!
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U.S. Vice President Joe Biden gestures after disembarking from a plane upon landing at Ben Gurion International Airport in Lod, near Tel Aviv, Israel March 8, 2016.
Who Pulls Off A Bomber Jacket Anymore? Joe Biden, That's Who.
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U.S. Vice President Joe Biden disembarks from the plane as he arrives in Baghdad, November 29, 2011. U.S. Vice President Biden arrived in Baghdad on Tuesday in a visit to mark the end of the U.S. war in Iraq as troops complete withdrawal by year-end.
Who's Coming To The Hotel Room To Party? Plenty Of Room In Here!
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US Vice President Joe Biden waves upon his arrival at the Tokyo International Airport on December 1, 2013 on the first leg of his Asian tour. Biden will meet with Japanese leaders, with Tokyo hoping for some fulsome backing in its vicious territorial spat with China.
S**t, I'm Late I'm Late I'm Late I'm Late...
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Vice President Joe Biden walks down the stairs of Air Force Two at New Castle County Airport. Wilmington, Delaware, Aug. 23, 2013.
I Said, "Beyoncé, This Is Jay-Z. Jay-Z, Beyoncé.'" Rest Is History.
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US Democratic presidential candidate Illinois Senator Barack Obama and his running mate Joe Biden disembark from Obama's campaign plane at Detroit Metropolitan International airport in Detroit, Michigan, September 28, 2008.
Socks? Dammit, Man, I Don't Have Time For Socks.
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U.S. Vice President Joe Biden arrives in Baghdad, August 30, 2010. Biden arrived in Iraq on Monday as U.S. troops prepared to end combat operations on Tuesday. Biden was expected to hold talks with Iraqi leaders during a period of political deadlock, almost six months after an inconclusive election in March, over forming the country's next government.
How's The Indian Food In New Delhi? Ahh, Just Messing With Ya.
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Vice President Joe Biden and Dr. Jill Biden wave as they arrive at Indira Gandhi International Airport, in New Delhi, India. July 22, 2013.
Come On, Kid, You Just Got Off A Plane With Joe Biden, Try To Act Like It.
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U.S. Vice President Joe Biden waves as he walks out of the plane upon his arrival for the inauguration of Guatemala's President-elect Jimmy Morales, at Aurora international airport in Guatemala City, Guatemala, January 14, 2016.
Rain Or Shine, Motherf**kers! That's How Joe Rolls!
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U.S. Vice President Joe Biden waves upon his arrival in Wilmington, Delaware November 7, 2012. Biden will spend the night at his home here before returning to Washington.
Jill, We Saluting Or Waving? Saluti--? ... Ugh, I Keep Falling For This.
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U.S. Vice President Joe Biden (L) and his wife Jill gesture before boarding a plane at Ben Gurion International airport near Tel Aviv March 11, 2010. Biden called on Thursday for Israeli-Palestinian peace talks to start without delay despite Palestinian insistence that Israel first cancel a settlement project condemned by Washington.
When He Gets On The Plane, You Pretend Like You Have To Show Him Something And Then I'll Jump Out And Scare Him
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US Vice President Joe Biden (R) alights from the plane upon arrival at the Benito Juarez international airport in Mexico City, on September 19, 2013 for a one-day official visit.
No, I'm Serious, Jill. I've Got This Amazing Health Coverage But I'm Doing No Stunts At All. What A Waste!
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Vice President of the United States Joe Biden and his wife Dr. Jill Biden arrive at the Brasília Air Base on Air Force Two and visit the U.S. Embassy of Brazil on Thursday, May 30, 2013.
You Want A Little Biden Magic, Too? Pew Pew, Comin' Atcha!
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US Vice President Joe Biden arrives in Ankara, Turkey on August 24, 2016.
While Delivering A Speech In The Mediterranean, Joe Biden Spots A Man In The Crowd Who "Sure As S**t" Owes Him Money
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US Vice President Joe Biden delivers a speech after arriving on May 21,2014 at Larnaca airport in the Cypriot southern port city. Biden is on a visit to Cyprus for talks on the divided Mediterranean island's peace process and its ties with Moscow given Russia's role in Ukraine.
Alright, Joe, Time For "Operation: Charm The Pants Off 'Em"
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U.S. Vice President Joe Biden gets ready to step out of a plane after landing in Sarajevo early May 19, 2009. Biden arrived in Bosnia on Tuesday hoping to bolster a country still plagued by instability and ethnic division 14 years after the end of Europe's worst conflict since World War Two.
Anyone Touches My Granddaughter, They'll Be On The Next Unmanned Mission To Mars
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Vice President Joe Biden arrives on Airforce 2 with his grand daughter at Sydney Airport on July 18, 2016 in Sydney, Australia. Biden is visiting Australia on a four day trip which includes a visit to Melbourne at the Victorian Comprehensive Cancer Centre to promote US-Australia cancer research and will host a round-table discussion with business leaders in Sydney.
Listen, I Just Want To Swing One Of The Swords For A Bit, Maybe Stage A Fight.
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US Vice President Joe Biden (C,R) walks next to Romanian Foreign Minister Titus Corlatean (C,L) after arriving at the 'Henry Coanda' international Airport in Bucharest on May 20, 2014. US Vice President Joe Biden blasted Russia's annexation of Crimea, saying borders should not be changed at gunpoint, as he began a visit to Romania days before a crucial vote in Ukraine.
One More Trip Back Down And I've Got My Steps In For The Day
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Welcome aboard: Vice President Joe Biden jogs up the stairs to Air Force Two at Lambert St. Louis International Airport, in St. Louis, Missouri, August 20, 2010.
Biden Hopes You Have A Sweet Tooth, Because He's Got A Lot Of Sugar To Give
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US Vice President Joe Biden gestures after his plane landed at Kiev's airport, Boryspil, on July 20, 2009. Biden is on a working visit in Ukraine and then in Georgia amid concern in both nations that their relations with the United States could suffer as US-Russian relations improve.
(I Put The Pope Mobile Keys Back In Your Bag) -- Have A Safe Flight!
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US Vice President Joe Biden bids farewell to Pope Francis before he boards his plane in Philadelphia on September 27, 2015 at the end of his six-day visit to the US.

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