#TheBachelorette episodes are 2 hours long. It takes 45 minutes to get into it, I enjoy it for the next 30 before wishing for it to be over
— Jill Biden (@JillBidenVeep) May 30, 2017
It's only 5 minutes into the 2nd episode of #TheBachelorette and I'm already in love...with Copper pic.twitter.com/K1S4KRUbHI
— Henry Goldblatt (@HenryGoldblatt) May 30, 2017
For the love of God, WE CANNOT CONTINUE TO HAVE A DIGGY AND AN IGGY IN THIS HOUSE. #thebachelorette
— Pete Souza Petty (@KendraJames_) May 30, 2017
"Who here has health insurance?" Mila Kunis asking the important questions on #TheBachelorette
— Rachel W. Miller (@the_rewm) May 30, 2017
“Does everyone here have a job?” Umm…. #TheBachelorette pic.twitter.com/8PnqMevSae
— Kristen Baldwin (@KristenGBaldwin) May 30, 2017
High five for health insurance
— Sandra Di (@Sandra_Di_) May 30, 2017
High five for having a job
High five for a bar so low you could trip over it#TheBachelorette
I'd like to see the call log that proves Ashton and Mila were the one's to call the producers to come on this show. #TheBachelorette
— Olivia Caridi (@OliviaCaridi) May 30, 2017
Honestly, I feel like couples on #TheBachelorette would be more successful if they did talk about things like health insurance
— Dana Schwartz (@DanaSchwartzzz) May 30, 2017
"That was truly an effort." My new favorite non-compliment. #TheBachelorette
— Andrea Lavinthal (@andilavs) May 30, 2017
Ashton Kutcher just said we look alike #TheBachelorette pic.twitter.com/g4IQCT3Ncj
— Jared Haibon (@haibon_jared) May 30, 2017
I am against spoilers but I think I owe it to #Bachelornation to let you know @TheRachLindsay isn't engaged to Whaboom #TheBachelorette
— Robert Mills (@Millsy11374) May 30, 2017
"I don't want to make our alone time about Lucas..which is why I'm going to use all of our alone time to talk about Lucas." #TheBachelorette
— Princess Problems (@PrincessProbz) May 30, 2017
Blake you must be unaware of #TheBachelorette rule number 1 pic.twitter.com/xkuJrG77RZ
— Out of the Limo Pod (@OutoftheLimo) May 30, 2017
"further your Whaboom"- a thing that a human said, actually #TheBachelorette
— Mike Golic Jr (@MGolicJR57) May 30, 2017
The camera crew is straight up trolling the guys now. #TheBachelorette pic.twitter.com/Ev220NaQPH
— Kristen Baldwin (@KristenGBaldwin) May 30, 2017
"I don't care what anyone else says, Dean, I liked your comment." Good thing you don't care, bc everyone else hated it. #TheBachelorette
— Sandra Di (@Sandra_Di_) May 30, 2017
...But now Rachel also knows that Blake is 35 with a roommate #TheBachelorette pic.twitter.com/hK3C52tuhb
— India Fields (@IndiaNDA) May 30, 2017
"These white dudes are kinda buggin' right now" --Kenny speaking truth #TheBachelorette
— Katie Barnes (@katie_barnes3) May 30, 2017
How many of these #TheBachelorette contestants do we think voted for Trump?
— Dana Schwartz (@DanaSchwartzzz) May 30, 2017
Rachel: "I've asked one of my friends to help..."
— Rachelle (@TheWordetarian) May 30, 2017
All of us, hoping:#TheBachelorette pic.twitter.com/zwYrYy2u2Y
"ok guys, we can end the show now, I picked my winner" pic.twitter.com/bT9oOyBMIq
— Dana Schwartz (@DanaSchwartzzz) May 30, 2017
I usually roll my eyes when they fall in love too fast but I would 100p propose to Rachel on this date #TheBachelorette
— Jessica Samakow (@jsam1126) May 30, 2017
If I were #TheBachelorette, I'd have a date where we just hang out with all 3 of my cats and eat McDonald's while on our phones. #truelife
— Mallie Rydzik (@MallieRydzik) May 30, 2017
The number of good doggos in tonight's #TheBachelorette is truly glorious pic.twitter.com/EwwOePUxAz
— Jessica Goodman (@jessgood) May 30, 2017
Me: Gets mad people only have a few dates before getting engaged.
— Jill Biden (@JillBidenVeep) May 30, 2017
Also me: RACHEL AND PETER FOREVERRRR#TheBachelorette
"I was just drawn to Peter" translation "Peter is the hottest" #thebachelorette
— Bailey Brautigan (@BBrautigan) May 30, 2017
Seeing these grown-ass men jumping up and down screaming at the sight of Kareem Abdul Jabar is so charming #TheBachelorette
— Rachel W. Miller (@the_rewm) May 30, 2017
This can be Rachel's campaign announcement photo when she runs for President in 2040. #TheBachelorette pic.twitter.com/kGUVluEOIG
— Sophie Vershbow (@svershbow) May 30, 2017
I've been trying to figure out why Lucas looked so familiar #TheBachelorette #EquallyAnnoying pic.twitter.com/O8GQ48n7Ps
— Emily Halter (@e_halter) May 30, 2017
Love to kick back and watch The Bachelorette and every commercial break be reminded of potentially lifesaving but unaffordable drugs
— Erin 🎶Gloria🎶 Ryan (@morninggloria) May 30, 2017
DeMario's gf is wearing an "emotional support scrunchie" #TheBachelorette pic.twitter.com/zC0qjz5Dku
— Andrea Lavinthal (@andilavs) May 30, 2017
Demario thinking he's getting a rose but then getting exposed on national television #TheBachelorette pic.twitter.com/bq5QoTsIYx
— mad 🥀 (@madgalsiri) May 30, 2017
Demario: idk who this is
— Ya gurl KiKi (@Kia_Rahhh92) May 30, 2017
Demario: i met her a few times
Demario: we dated 6 months but i cut it off face to face ....Maybe#TheBachelorette pic.twitter.com/jSovmQnEJR
Brought down by Becky with the good hair 😂😂😂😂 #TheBachelorette pic.twitter.com/wbutxIGst3
— Queen Coco (@bigbrotherfan35) May 30, 2017
"I'm really gonna need you to get the fuck out" -every black woman in america, every day #thebachelorette
— Chanel (@chanelinezp) May 30, 2017
Next dude that tries to play me, I'm gonna use Rachel's words. "I'm not here to get played so you can get the fuck out!"👏 #TheBachelorette
— Jubilee Sharpe (@JubileeSharpe1) May 30, 2017
Watching two women yell at a man who is lying is if I'm being honest more arousing to me than hard core pornography #TheBachelorette
— Erin 🎶Gloria🎶 Ryan (@morninggloria) May 30, 2017
One dude using the word 'duplicitous' already makes this one of the most well-spoken casts. #TheBachelorette
— Jill Biden (@JillBidenVeep) May 30, 2017
Me: every time I catch a glimpse of Peter #TheBachelorette pic.twitter.com/GUsGCVN8M7
— Sherry Saunders (@Sharon6227) May 30, 2017
Me at the producers for that "To be Continued". #TheBachelorette pic.twitter.com/IKhlBbzAU9
— Rachel H. (@ASVPXRAE) May 30, 2017
Stop trying to make whaaabooom happen... #TheBachelorette pic.twitter.com/lrpAV0zSuy
— Abby Linney (@abbylinney) May 30, 2017
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