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Palin Party: Liveblogging the VP Debate

(0) Comments | Posted October 2, 2008 | 7:33 PM

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Larry Craig: "Thank You All For Coming Out Today"

(61) Comments | Posted August 29, 2007 | 3:15 PM

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President Bush Says Iraq Will Be Worth It...Cuz

(61) Comments | Posted August 22, 2007 | 8:07 PM

Speaking today at the annual Veterans of Foreign Wars convention in Kansas City, President Bush compared the current conflict in Iraq with Vietnam. But he meant it in a good way.

Attempting to shore up support for Iraqi Prime Minister Nuri "Good Guy" Al-Maliki, the President asserted that America's...

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Leahy Threatens Bush Aides with Contempt Charges: This Move Always Works Way Better on Law and Order

(42) Comments | Posted August 21, 2007 | 5:29 PM


Secret documents on secret government wiretaps. Cheney has 'em. Democrats want 'em. Who do you think is going to win this fight?

Senate Judiciary Committee Chairman Patrick Leahy (D-VT) threatened yesterday to hold members of the President's administration...

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Quick Quiz: Political Apologies

(35) Comments | Posted August 16, 2007 | 10:22 AM

With Bill Richardson apologizing for saying that homosexuals choose to be gay and Mitt Romney apologizing for saying that his military-avoiding sons are serving their country by helping get him elected president, Paul Slansky looks back at some political mea culpas.

1) In 2005, Rep. Randy Cunningham (R-CA)...

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Britney Spears Appears on the Cover of Allure: Re-Touch Me Baby One More Time

(4) Comments | Posted August 15, 2007 | 8:57 PM


As Britney Spears' upcoming Allure cover makes clear, heavy-handed photo re-touching can make you forget just about anyone's busted face or ruined career.

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Rove Says He's Not Leaving Politics: No Rest for the Weary Blogger

(6) Comments | Posted August 15, 2007 | 12:11 PM

Karl Rove has officially resigned his position at the White House, but claims he's not about to leave politics. And that's making the Democrats very nervous. According to former Al Gore strategist Donna Brazile (whose name is clearly made up) Rove's next move will be to help the GOP prepare...

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Michelle Obama is Sick of the "Black Enough" Question: Too Bad We're Not Sick of Asking it

(26) Comments | Posted August 15, 2007 | 11:59 AM

Michelle Obama, wife of presidential candidate Barack Obama, lashed out this week at critics wondering whether her husband is "black enough," telling a group of supporters in Chicago:

"Stop that nonsense... We're messing with our children's heads."

The race question has plagued Obama (whose mother is white and father...

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Karl Rove Resigns From White House: Bad Man Go Bye-Bye

(15) Comments | Posted August 14, 2007 | 9:52 AM

Yesterday morning, President Bush's longtime adviser and chief strategist, Karl Rove, held a press conference, announcing he will step down from his job at the end of the month. Rove, the White House Deputy Chief of Staff, said he will spend more time with his family and possibly write a...

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Federline Files for Custody: the Hotter of Two Evils?

(4) Comments | Posted August 10, 2007 | 11:36 AM

Kevin Federline, ex-husband of Britney Spears, has filed for increased custody of their two children in sealed documents submitted to a California court today.


Kevin Federline interviews some potential au pairs.

"Who Shouldn't Have The Kids More?" (A Forensic Examination)

Britney Spears:


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Damon Called "Best Investment" in Hollywood: that Still Doesn't Excuse The Good Shepherd

(3) Comments | Posted August 9, 2007 | 12:27 PM

Matt Damon has pulled in an average of $29 of revenue for every dollar he was paid for his last three films, making him, according to, "Hollywood's Best Investment."

Below: "Strategies for Growing and Protecting Your Matt Damon"


Maximizing shareholder value,...

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Study Shows Women Prefer Feminine-Looking Husbands: No Wonder Robert Evans has Been Married 7 Times

(7) Comments | Posted August 9, 2007 | 11:32 AM

A new study conducted by scientists at the universities of Durham and St Andrews revealed that women prefer men with more feminine facial features (fuller lips, wider eyes, thin curved eyebrows) as long-term partners because they felt that men with masculine features (square jaws, larger noses and smaller eyes)...

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