By Megan Gustashaw for GQ.
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Flashing some skin after months of hibernation can be a scary experience. Even scarier if that skin is located above your shirt-collar -- a.k.a. your face -- where no one can pretend they don't see it. But shaving off one's winter beard is an age-old tradition, and one that is ultimately survivable when approached with care. Here are the six steps to pulling it off like a pro.
Ask Yourself, Do I Really Want This?
If growing a winter beard has turned you into the Sting of your personal life (you know what we mean), perhaps you should keep it around just a little bit longer. You could always shave your head instead, like 23-year-old Gig Hadid whisperer Zayn Malik, or go full-on summer-season wildman, like a DGAF retired late-night host.
Warn the People That Live with You
We've all watched a video of a man making his wife and kids cry with his scary, scary beardless face. Warn those around you in advance, so that they can mentally prepare (slash, set the stage for your family's viral video). Sure, you'll still have to deal with mildly insulting comments from coworkers and friends, but at least there won't be tears at home.
Gather the Necessary Materials
Schedule a professional shave at the swankiest place in town, or, if you'd rather enjoy some alone time in the bathroom, gather the necessary equipment to get the job done right. You'll need face wash, a beard trimmer or a set of clippers, shaving cream, a sharp razor, after-shave moisturizer, and a hand towel. And maybe some jams? Shaving off a winter beard calls for a soundtrack if you ask us.
Clear Your Schedule
Do not shave off your winter beard before you go to a party or dinner. The two halves of your face need time to get reacquainted, especially if you have even the whisper of a tan on your forehead. Otherwise, you might have to deal with razor burn or ingrown hairs, so it's best to give things time to settle no matter what you think you're dealing with under there. See also: Ben Affleck.
Do Not Rush This
Do not get drunk and try to muscle your way through this with a razor and scalding hot water. Start by washing your face with an exfoliating cleanser, then apply some beard oil or shaving cream to soften the follicles. Before you go at your face with a razor, take your beard down a few notches with a pair of clippers. Finish with a hot towel and an after-shave moisturizer as well. All in all, you should be in the bathroom for a good 30 minutes--60 if you're taking mid-shave selfies. #muttonchops
Give it a Couple of Days
You knew we were going to say this: Hey, it'll always grow back! But seriously, rolling into work on Monday morning with a couple of days of stubble will take the bite out of everyone's "You look so different" comments in the best way. It'll also give you ample time to buy some new clothes for your new face, which is a nonexistent thing we are giving you permission to do. If you're going to reinvent yourself, we say go big or go home.
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