05/26/2011 04:02 pm ET | Updated Jul 24, 2011

Face 2 Face with Ace: Albert Brooks

I recently sat down with one of my comedy idols: Albert Brooks. We talked about what goes on behind closed doors in New York Hotel Rooms, and why people keep raping maids. On one hand, I've never seen a maid that was sexy; but then again it's not like your junk really cares about aesthetics. Albert thinks it's because of drugs... nobody has ever committed a rape or murder 'on the natch'.

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