Joe Rogan told me about buying venison jerky off the side of the road. It feels weird to me to have other animals serve as our jerky. I've never had a piece of beef jerky and thought, "Wow, this is as good as salmon jerky." It's like having cheese injected into your pizza crust, or a blowjob with a tongue rod. These things do not need to be modified; they're in perfect form.
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