05/25/2011 04:33 pm ET | Updated Jul 20, 2011

One Man's Opinion: Arnold Schwarzenegger

Arnold... I'm in shock. Where do I begin? A Kennedy woman was cheated on?? I just can't wrap my mind around it. And Arnold, I thought you were supposed to be a horrible actor. You should have gotten a Tony for your performance over the last several years. And to the woman who had his illegitimate child, you should have played your cards a bit differently. If I were working for Arnold, and also carrying his unborn child, he'd actually be working for me.

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