GOP' Needs New Slogan

As HuffPost's Jason Linkins reported earlier this week, the GOP's brand new slogan, "Change You Deserve", is also the registered advertising slogan of Effexor XR, an antidepressant drug.

Seeing as the GOP has scheduled a special meeting for next week to discuss their political slide, they may also want to consider coming up with a new slogan, especially as some in the party are questioning the wisdom of the current slogan. The New York Times reports:

Aides to Representative John A. Boehner of Ohio, the Republican leader, said party leaders viewed the session as a continuation of their new "Change You Deserve" agenda and welcomed it as a chance for Republicans to provide feedback.[...[

Some lawmakers and Republican strategists have also asked why the leadership did not drop or refine its "Change You Deserve" message after it learned that it was also the slogan of an antidepressant drug, creating an easy punch line for Democrats.

Any ideas what the GOP could use for a new slogan? Please send them along.

Comments

[bluesstate]

Don't Let Tomorrow Come!

[magen]

GOP '08

"WE DON'T WANT CHANGE, WE WANT YOUR DOLLARS."

[Peteyman]

Got Old Partyboy....

But this isn't "jackass" though

[glaze]

"HEY! WHERE'S YOUR FLAG PIN?"

[poppycock]

Tired of voting every four years?

Then vote for us.

[texastornado]

NEW GOP SLOGAN:
Toilet toe tappers R us.
Greedy Oilmen Politicians
Girlymen On the Prowl
Grotesque Oily Pedophiles

[JOePeters]

Vote GOP: Because the only thing you have going are hopes to win the Lotto and pee all over your neighbors, and you're worried Democrats won't let you do that.

[JOePeters]

Government is a rip-off. Vote for us and we'll prove it!!! Vote GOP!

[flatus]

Got mine, screw you."

[flatus]

"The widestance party"

[flatus]

"Bush, who?"

[flatus]

"Don't make us bring back Frist!"

[flatus]

"We brought you the 3 a.m. vote."

[flatus]

"Trying very hard to like people."

[flatus]

"Say, isn't Obama a black man?"

[flatus]

"For government run by people that hate government."

[flatus]

"You're just not working hard enough."

[flatus]

"We don't need you, we got Diebold."

[flatus]

"Aw, c'mon now. We didn't really mean it"

[AdobePhsyko]

The "New Republican Party"
We Still Suck

[koolazzleek]

The NEW GOP,

Elephant talking: Remember, We're the REAL Jackasses.

[koolazzleek]

The GOP!!!!!!

(Crickets chirping)

[FSM]

Greedy Old Perverts, we're not for everyone.

[nutty4tahoe]

GOP: Endorsed by Elisabeth Hasselback and other airhead morons who think the world is flat

-or-

GOP: A thousand points of blight

-or-

GOP: Bringing you Guantanamo. Come for the beaches, Stay for the waterboarding.

-0r-

GOP: This is a recording. Democrats will raise your taxes. This is a recording.

-or-

GOP: We never met an oil company or a war profiteer we didn't like.

-and my favorite-

A graphic of an elephant with lines denoting puffs of air emanating from its arse with the caption "McCain has spoken".

[FormerRushListener]

Today Iraq. Tomorrow - the world.