Chimp Steals Gun From Zookeeper In Japan

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Huffington Post   |  Nicholas Graham   |   July 23, 2008 02:13 PM


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A chimp in Japan escaped the sweltering confines of his cage, and a zookeeper with a tranquilizer gun proved no match for this feisty animal. The zookeeper can be seen peeking his head and rifle over the ledge of the roof on which the chimp was resting before quickly crouching down, sensing the chimp had noticed him. The chimp pounced on the ledge, grabbing the barrel of the zookeeper's tranquilizer gun and snatching it away, leaving the poor human defenseless.

Score one for the apes.

The score quickly turned even, though, when all it took to subdue the chimp was the promise of banana.

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A chimp in Japan escaped the sweltering confines of his cage, and a zookeeper with a tranquilizer gun proved no match for this feisty animal. The zookeeper can be seen peeking his head and rifle over...
A chimp in Japan escaped the sweltering confines of his cage, and a zookeeper with a tranquilizer gun proved no match for this feisty animal. The zookeeper can be seen peeking his head and rifle over...
 
 

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- KillgoreTrout43 See Profile I'm a Fan of KillgoreTrout43 permalink

This is too funny. I love it when caged beasts pull one over on us "superior," humans.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:07 AM on 07/26/2008
- stepintothelight See Profile I'm a Fan of stepintothelight permalink

14th variation

H E W A S H E A R D M U M B L IN G

T H ERE I S NO G O D!!!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 04:13 PM on 07/24/2008
- stepintothelight See Profile I'm a Fan of stepintothelight permalink

Oh ... this makes it but I throw a little existentialism in the mix and suddenly I am zapped for thought crimes. It's not an insult ... It's a joke. You know ... Put twenty of them in a room with typewriters ... you know ... after a period of time ..... They will type it out over and over. To the chimps who don't understand the humour .... It's an old joke.

As they took the primate away in a drugged daze he could be heard mumbling .....

there... is.... no ...... GAWD!!!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 03:47 PM on 07/24/2008
- stepintothelight See Profile I'm a Fan of stepintothelight permalink

How about this one ...

Another Chimp trying to take away our guns!!!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 03:05 PM on 07/24/2008
- KillgoreTrout43 See Profile I'm a Fan of KillgoreTrout43 permalink

Puleeeese.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:11 AM on 07/26/2008
- ThomasMc See Profile I'm a Fan of ThomasMc permalink

Scalia has ruled the second amendment applies to apes, too.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:29 PM on 07/24/2008
- Smartypants See Profile I'm a Fan of Smartypants permalink

For some reason this made me think of cops with tasers. Seems like there is a lesson in here about using a little creativity instead of resorting immediately to shooting someone...

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 01:56 PM on 07/24/2008
- swooge See Profile I'm a Fan of swooge permalink

They failed to mention that the chimp drank his milkshake and took his mom out for falafals and a loofah scrubdown.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 10:05 AM on 07/24/2008
- BlueLogic See Profile I'm a Fan of BlueLogic permalink

I'm telling you, chimps are getting smarter...Planet of the Apes might not just be a far fetched movie after all...

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 08:41 AM on 07/24/2008
- HatingTheGame See Profile I'm a Fan of HatingTheGame permalink

Actually Humans are getting stupider.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 01:44 PM on 07/24/2008
- Tator See Profile I'm a Fan of Tator permalink

Zoo are for Liberals who live in concrete cities and never see animals in the wild. There should be no zoos only places that contain and protect animals going extinct. Thank liberals for all the abuse to animals in all the zoos.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 06:31 AM on 07/24/2008
- Heavy See Profile I'm a Fan of Heavy permalink

Someone is just upset that chimps arent available for republicans to shoot on canned hunts.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 10:50 AM on 07/26/2008
- uncleentropy See Profile I'm a Fan of uncleentropy permalink

The chimp is a liberal,too. Did you see how he wantonly violated the zookeeper's second amendment rights?

Seems like Obama's observation to "cling to" guns and religion should have been heeded here.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 09:43 AM on 07/24/2008
- MajorKong See Profile I'm a Fan of MajorKong permalink

Roadkill possum doesn't count.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:56 AM on 07/24/2008
- indyleftist See Profile I'm a Fan of indyleftist permalink

LOL, Is there nothing that republicans don't blame liberals for.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:49 AM on 07/24/2008
- AgentMacGyver See Profile I'm a Fan of AgentMacGyver permalink

Plenty of chimps in the wilds of America.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:25 AM on 07/24/2008
- stepintothelight See Profile I'm a Fan of stepintothelight permalink

Not to mention the White House!!!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 05:06 PM on 07/24/2008
- Rog49Thomas See Profile I'm a Fan of Rog49Thomas permalink

General Thade?

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 03:56 AM on 07/24/2008
- jvarga See Profile I'm a Fan of jvarga permalink

nice

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 08:44 AM on 07/24/2008
- strifeknot See Profile I'm a Fan of strifeknot permalink

Surely this is a metaphor for America.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 03:53 AM on 07/24/2008
- KillgoreTrout43 See Profile I'm a Fan of KillgoreTrout43 permalink

It's Nature's way of thumbing her nose at us malcontents. Too funny.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:13 AM on 07/26/2008
- NoOtherWay See Profile I'm a Fan of NoOtherWay permalink

Would it hurt to name the zoo or the city?

Japan is a big place!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 09:19 PM on 07/23/2008
- KillgoreTrout43 See Profile I'm a Fan of KillgoreTrout43 permalink

Not really.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:13 AM on 07/26/2008
- RaraAvis17 See Profile I'm a Fan of RaraAvis17 permalink

Poor guy - I really feel so sorry for animals when they are kept in cages for our selfish entertainment. It is just not right on any level. Too bad he didn't know how to use that rifle. I wish all circuses were banned everywhere. Human circuses are fine. Cirque de Soleil

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 08:23 PM on 07/23/2008
- KillgoreTrout43 See Profile I'm a Fan of KillgoreTrout43 permalink

Washington?

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:13 AM on 07/26/2008
- Fernando See Profile I'm a Fan of Fernando permalink

Bad monkey!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 08:12 PM on 07/23/2008
- reretiree See Profile I'm a Fan of reretiree permalink

Guns don't kill people; chimps do!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 09:43 AM on 07/24/2008
- hypnus See Profile I'm a Fan of hypnus permalink

Escape from the Planet of the Apes, seen it.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:32 PM on 07/23/2008
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