Sorry, but I just don't get why people think that Malkovich is so great. Master of the typecast. Creepy guy in period theatricals. The only thing that might redeem him for me is if he decided to be Mini-me's twin in the next Austin Powers. I think that he'd look great in a snuggly.

John Malkovich is a GREAT actor...and apparently a 38D as well!!...

But wait... It's possible that as a middle-aged man he's taking estrogen for medical reasons (prostate issues)...

It's still creepy, tho'.

Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich !

You can never have enough Malkovich.

You want to be on TV...to show a talent You want to be on TV to show the world your band...You want to be on TV to show off your funny videos...you want to be on TV to show your talent...you want to be on TV to win prizes...you want to be on TV to meet a mate...you want to be on TV to win a car...you want to b eon TV to sell your car.....you want to be on TV to get more fans...you want to be on TV to show your friends...You want to be on TV because you are unique..You want to be on TV to change the world...You want to be on TV to win money.....You want to be on TV because you have something to confess. You want to be on TV because you are the best..You want to be on TV because you can...ONLY ON UPLOADED.TV

I want to bathe with Craig Bierko. How does one make that happen?

Uh yeah, that's a bit disturbing.

I think John Malkovich is a great actor, but I seriously doubt this is his first bath with another man. A brilliant actor who isn't afraid to take risks. Gotta love him.