James Carville's Jesus Complex & Judas Penis

James Carville accused Bill "Hot When Bearded" Richardson of betrayal of Biblical proportions, saying "Mr. Richardson's endorsement [of Obama] came right around the anniversary of the day when Judas sold out (Jesus) for 30 pieces of silver, so I think the timing is appropriate, if ironic."

The irony, of course, is that Carville commits betrayal of biblical proportions every time he biblically "gets to know" his wife.

Nobody shows us that politics makes strange bedfellows, literally, and figuratively, more than Democratic Spin Doctor Clintonite Jim Carville and Mary Matalin, his Republican Spin Doctor Bushie wife. The Carville-Matlin duo deserve our bipartisan praise for overcoming their ideological differences through pure unadulterated sexual chemistry.

Let's be honest, people, who among us could resist her beady eyes, and almost invisible lips, and his smooth cranium and teasingly tinted glasses. But if Richardson's getting behind Obama makes him a Judas, what does Carville's getting behind Mary make him? Does Carville feel the holy spirit slip out of his soul when he slips out of his blue pajamas, slips off Mary's red teddy and enters her land of Cain? Does Carville tell himself it's the devil that is making him take off his donkey briefs and pull off her elephant thong? Is the Satanic serpent tricking the Carvillian serpent into tasting Mary's forbidden fruit? 

We can only assume that Carville has a Jesus complex and a Mary Magdalene fetish. A Jesusames Christarville Mary Magdtalin
role-play routine is the only thing that could explain the miracle of
their marriage and the only way JC could live with himself and
sleep with his wife. 

 

originally posted on scanner

Comments

[wolfi101]

A number of prominent politicians are married to supporters of rival parties. (Schwarzenegger + Shriver to name but one.) I don't think, it really matters.

Carville may be able to come up with some cutesy smears, but I don't think, he's really known for his judgment. This just makes the Clinton camp look even more dirty. And likening Clinton to Jesus is just blasphemy.

[Sal123]

Carville was clearly out of line, but to be honest, I can't say I like this article. It's true that someone who inexplicably sees Hill Clinton as Jesus should not be married to a huge Bush supporter, but I think the point doesn't need a trashy blog about their sex. I'm an Obama supporter, and I don't think he would appreciate this- Obama wants a clean election, so let's do that.

PS: Loyalty should be to the party, not the person. A much better blog I read described this as Hill being the Judas to the Dems.

[Moose49]

Actually, bedfellows make strange politics.

[myskylark]

You are really sick! How dare you describe the Carville/Matalin marriage that way. I'm reaching the conclusion that most Obama supporters have serious mental and emotional defects. Go back on your medication.

[miles120]

Bravo! And where did you find that Olan Mills portrait? Thanks for placing this in perspective.