I guess Simon Cowell wasn't available. She's nasty enough to fill that role.

every time you hear a beatles song-just think-she got the money.

why anyone would bother to employ Heather Mills for anything is beyond me . . . sounds like an act of desperation to attract viewers . . . who will be wondering what she will say about her divorce . . . yuck yuck yuck

Why would this piece of ...be qualified to judge anyting/anyone? I would say I wouldn't want her to judge a dog show but it would insult the dogs. Are they pagent people so desperate as to sign on anyone who has been in the paper lately no matter what they have done? This pice actually was low class enough to throw water on Pauls lawyer in court. So can she just take what moeny she got and go hide somewhere? I am sure the next man has to be a money man so whoever out there in the money better watch the pockets as she at one time worked the streets.

Well, well, well Pornocchio has returned.

I hope Miss Montana where's a fur bikini.

This is great news for Yoko- she's never looked so good compared to this monster!

She's got the ugliest mouth.

Will someone puleeeeeeeeeez tell that woman to just shut up? What has she EVER done but marry Paul? I'm afraid we're going to be hearing about and seeing her for the next few years! She's got how many millions? Why doesn't she do something worthwhile like help starving children in Africa? Anything's better than judging beauty contests!!!

What a big fat hypocrite Trump is! First, he almost fires an ex Miss USA for hard partying but hires ex hooker & porn model Heather Mills. Repulsive.

I guess the Mills- Spitzer hookup didn't work out...

Aren't her 15 minutes up? Long, long time ago, actually...

I hope she gets booed out of the public eye, because I'm sick of seeing her there. She makes me feel more ill than Paris Hilton, if that's possible..

Did she really used to be a model? She looks like Penny Marshall.

I heard Ringo spotted her at a charity gathering and ran screaming out the back door. : )

yawn.

Figures. Who else would think of hiring her but Trump, the ultimate bullshit artist.

Yucky.

She has a predatory face. Something in those tortured eyes.

after mills performance and behavior was exposed during the recent divorce from Sir Paul, why would anybody want to associate with her. next to bush, she would be one of the few people i would want to share oxygen with.

Paul was a rube, it would have been less expensive for him to hire a hooker for the time he was married to this gold digger.