Hillary Clinton With Jay Leno On Tonight Show: Enters To "Rocky" Theme, Jokes About Sniper Fire

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Hillary Clinton hit the humor trail Thursday night by dropping in on the "Tonight Show" with Jay Leno. Though she didn't attempt to go joke-for-joke with Leno by dishing out one-liners like McCain and Letterman, Clinton did attempt to score with her own brand of funny. Entering to none other than the theme from "Rocky," Clinton quickly jumped into a gag about her recent historical embellishments: "I was so worried I wasn't going to make it. I was pinned down by sniper fire," she quipped before briefly discussing her 'lapse' with regards to her Bosnia memories. Leno, for his part, dropped in a joke about answering the phone at 3 a.m. before the conversation moved on to the election, Bill's temper, and Florida delegates.


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Clinton said she was proud of her daughter, Chelsea, 28, who has been campaigning for her. But she said her "stomach is in knots" most days thinking about what she might encounter each day. Chelsea Clinton has fielded some tough questions in recent appearances, particularly about her father's relationship with White House intern Monica Lewinsky. Her response has been that it's none of the questioner's business.


Asked about her daughter telling a voter that her mother might make a better president than her father, Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton grinned and said: "She is such a smart young woman."

Leno also asked about moments during the campaign in which the former president has blown up at reporters and others.

"When you're supporting someone you love, you really do take it very much to heart," she said. "I said 'OK, honey, that's all right, we don't have to go get excited about it.' He's doing a great job for me but he does get a little carried away sometimes."

 
 

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Did she really need to say "I am here safe and sound" as if it was a close call that she did not get shot?

Hey Hillary- There was only flowers and poems waiting for you from a little girl. Drop the act and apologize for lying to your supporters.

4000 dead and five years is enough

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 06:16 PM on 04/06/2008

It is nice to know that hillary thinks this is just a joke. It is also nice to know that so many people want to think of it as a joke. When Chlesea runs for office, she can go on Leno and joke about her mom not reading the NIE before voting for the Iraq war, and many people will laugh with her, and vote for her.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:43 PM on 04/05/2008

I think the Clintons LIKE lying.

They like feeling like they have the power and influence to turn people towards them even when their lies are KNOWN.

Unfortunately, the are not lacking in the number of gullible willing to be swayed despite the facts.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 12:55 PM on 04/05/2008

I think better this was not a lapse, but just your garden variety lie. The sad commentary is Hillary thought nobody would dig up the film of her landing in Bosnia. Her attempt at making fun of herself first is very transparent. Now whenever she gets that sincere tone in her voice and starts telling a story, it makes you wonder.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 11:37 AM on 04/05/2008

Smooth Move, Hill. You just brought the subject up again. BTW your jokes are seldom funny.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:53 AM on 04/05/2008

"Hi, I'm Hillary Clinton. I lied multiple times about an event in order to blow up my image into something more substantial, but hey. It's all just a bunch of laughs, right? Ha ha? Oh, right, that whole thing about me saying I was against NAFTA before I was for it then was against it...yeah...just kidding. 35 years of experience? Man, you'd have to be STUPID to fall for that one. Ha ha!"

That's "George W. Bush looking under chairs for WMDs while soldiers die" kind of funny. The kind of humor that makes you want to puke.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 12:56 AM on 04/05/2008

A blatent lie and a totally fabricated reality are in the domain of mental health. Turning them into a joke adds insult to injury. Hillary is becoming the village idiot. She reminds me of Bush's childish humor.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 12:31 AM on 04/05/2008

She's a good liar; gotta give her that. The thing is she expects people to be stupid enough to believe it. I suppose some do. However, I'm not buying it, nor I am I buying any of the other lies and innuendos of something improper, with regard to her opponent, she's so good at spewing out.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 11:37 PM on 04/04/2008

She Is An Experienced Liar, Not A Good Liar

good liars don't get caught. This surely refutes that experience means anything at all cause of all her years of lying she still isn't very good at it.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 08:12 AM on 04/05/2008

Hillary is the fall back fascist candidate.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 11:11 PM on 04/04/2008

She is as funny as a 1040 Form. Please, just make her go away!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 10:38 PM on 04/04/2008

Boy oh Boy - nothing is a mood changer like a pair of losing Clintons. I remember just a few months ago we were all so happy with both these candidates. What happended? Well the Clintons started losing and decided - hey we need to throw the kitchen sink at this guy and make him Blacker and Blacker to the American people. So they dug up the picture of Barack in African garb and that wasn't enough. The purchased the Rev Wright tapes and put them on the internet and told the press to run them ad nausem. Oh MY - we have him now! Now he is Black - and he is on the defensive - now it's time to tell the superdelegates that He can't win in NOvember - he's Black. Americans hate Blacks and I will play up that I am a poor unfortunate woman being beaten by the "boys". And there you have it folks - the Clintons have done it again. They are so messy and such downers that the suck the oxygen out of the room and out of this campaign! Come over to the Obama side - it's sunny there!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 09:03 PM on 04/04/2008

Why have they not released 2007 tax returns? How about donor list to his library?

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 09:01 PM on 04/04/2008

She did today! At least the 2000-2006 tax returns.

$109 million dollars since President Clinton left the White House! He left the White House $12 million dollars in debt, and after only seven years, they are multi-millionaires tenfold. These are the people who "can feel the pain" of the blue-collar workers; and at least half of their income has been acquired through questionable deals with questionable dealers. I'm sure that Clinton's supporters will cry "foul" because the media is reporting this and are not talking about Tony Rezko, but this story in and of itself, which has yet to be investigated thoroughly, will put any wishful thinking about an impending Tony Rezko scandal to rest. Apparently, the Clintons have friends who are a lot dirtier than Rezko, with a lot more money!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 09:17 PM on 04/04/2008

Why even bother to debate any of this crap?

ALL politicians are criminals and liars. That includes bot Hillary and Obama.

How do you think they got as far as they did?

Get real people.

If you REALLY wanna change the country... take it to the streets.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 08:26 PM on 04/04/2008

Boy you are certainly a cynic who has thrown away you right as a citizen. You have been convinced that we somehow deserve the worse people to represent us and we have no choice. WRONG! We run this country and this is the year we take it back. If you were in the Obama movement you would be much happier. He is reaching his goals through his grassroots campaign. He has collected way more money from WE THE PEOPLE, then both Hilarry and McCain combined with all their fat wallet friends. Cheer up. Become part of the movement to take back the country. Stop letting the messy Clintons get you down. If they can't be on top, they drag everyone into the gutter with them. It's time to stand up and say "ENOUGH" of these disgusting "politicians" and join the movement! YOu will smile again!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 08:58 PM on 04/04/2008

Sometimes I feel like I'm under sniper fire...

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 08:24 PM on 04/04/2008

If you are a Clinton believer, it is okay for Hillary to lie or do anything else for that matter to increase her power or financial well-being. It is only the nonbelievers who feel that Hillary should follow the same rules of conduct expected of everyone else. It is all part of the sense of entitlement that the Clintons seem to have. You are either with them 100 or you are an enemy.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 08:04 PM on 04/04/2008

You have no idea how much I was amused by your post. Thank you for filling in the blanks. ROFL.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 08:11 PM on 04/04/2008

You have no idea how much of a bowl movement I had when reading your post. Thanks for the hershey squirts. RABBLE-RABBLE

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 08:28 PM on 04/04/2008

I've just glanced through a few comments, but almost all the hate positions are represented so far: those who, of course, hate Hillary, those who hate Obama, those who hate Bush, -- McCain haters must be in here too, haven't gotten that far yet. Great forum. So much kindness and empathy going on here.
Wow, is it any wonder there are wars? We all live in this one country where most people -- certainly all of us commenting here, have food, shelter, safety, opportunity, freedom -- all as testified by our mutual access to computers -- and yet see the venting of all this mean-spiritedness and we pretend to be friends of peace.
Yeah, Senator Clinton is lying. Okay. She evidently wants to be president real bad and thought she could fool the gullible people with the sniper claim. Who's that gullible? None of thissays anything very complimentary about her judgement.
So, don't vote for her (I'm won't) and otherwise, get over it.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:33 PM on 04/04/2008

Do Clinton supporters really think joking about her lie re: sniper fire is (1) funny and (2) appropriate?

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 11:22 PM on 04/04/2008

Do Clinton supporters think the joking is funny? If you are asking me personally, I don't know. I am not her supporter. Obviously her extraordinary claims of valor are not helping her.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:47 PM on 04/05/2008

I HATE YOU!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 08:23 PM on 04/04/2008

Then we can add me to this list.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 09:01 PM on 04/04/2008

Thank you for finally talking sense into these rude people. I myself have been apalled at what these writers have been posting. Their negative opinions, or opinions in general, have no place in a public forum whatsoever. They should BE SILENT and let those of higher authority and stronger moral fiber make the decisions.
They should, as you say, Get over it.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 08:08 PM on 04/04/2008

You got me, dude. Now that was funny. I have to go now but I leave you with the ULTIMATE truth:

Obama is unelectable. Get over it.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 08:14 PM on 04/04/2008

WHAT!? You can't leave! This was starting to get fun!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 08:30 PM on 04/04/2008

HRC says on Leno that she has been in 'lots' of war zones. Which ones? The next big question!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:29 PM on 04/04/2008

the war zone between Monica and Bill of course

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 08:58 AM on 04/05/2008

She threw "war zones" in again, and I'm thinking that she's trying to compete with McCain in what she thinks is a subtle way. Not working for me.
Where are the 2007 tax returns? That's the one we're interested in and that's the one which might tell us how BC made some of his money from overseas donors. They promised them and now they're going on extension. How convenient.
Obama 08

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 08:03 PM on 04/04/2008

She's one big joke.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 05:38 PM on 04/04/2008

"I was worried I wasn"t going to make it. Yeah, I was pinned down by sniper fire."

**When will this imbecile realize that the "sniper fire" is serious.
It is not a joke. It is nothing to laugh at. There are actual American Soldiers wounded and dying from sniper fire. I would like for her to take a trip to Walter Reed to visit the soldiers wounded by sniper fire and repeat what she said to Leno: "I was worried I wasn"t going to make it. Yeah, I was pinned down by sniper fire."

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 05:47 PM on 04/04/2008

If these comments reflect the thinking of the 'world's smartest woman' what are morons saying?

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 08:15 AM on 04/05/2008

Kinda like Bu$h looking for WMDs under his desk.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 12:15 AM on 04/05/2008

Besides, why would she want to bring that whole thing up again? Does she think that by making a joke of it people will laugh or believe it wasn't a lie. I don't think so.
Obama 08

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 08:06 PM on 04/04/2008

Someone on another site compared Hillary's joking about sniper fire to GWB's jokes about looking for WMD, a pretty good analogy I think.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:04 PM on 04/04/2008

Sounds pretty close to me! Danbury? what do you think....Danbury, take the paste out of your mouth first, then speak....

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:45 PM on 04/04/2008

Randi Rhodes was right

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 04:54 PM on 04/04/2008

Wow! She endured sniper-fire to over-see her Raytheon stocks during the 23,000 smart bomb tirade
that only killed 500 folks in the Balkans! That would be the EU enhancement that helped kick-off
NAFTA about the same time the Clintons kicked-off the Asia Pacific Ecinomic cooperative that
has the upper-mids wondering if they'll have a job tomorrow. Remember INDIA?

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 04:32 PM on 04/04/2008

Oh yeah, she explained the Bosnia thing really well....not!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 04:27 PM on 04/04/2008

per Drudge
World Exclusive: 4/4/08 15:43:06 ET
2000-2007 Returns
Feds Taxes Paid: $33.7 million
Charity: $10.2 million
Her Senate Salary: $1,051,606
His Presidential Pension: $1,217,250
Her Book Income: $10,457,083
His Book Income: $29,580,525
His Speech Income: $51,855,599