Campaign AdWatch: Pennsylvania Yells At Obama

Illinois Senator Barack Obama gave a talk about Pennsylvanians recently and used elitist code words like "cling to" and "bitter" because he's out of touch with non-hopemongering Earthlings. And Senator Hillary Clinton heard those words and got angry and shot some ducks because she hates "elitism." Hates it, hates it, hates it! So she took some of the millions of dollars she loaned herself to cut a campaign ad with a bunch of Pennsylvanians who wanted to yell at elites, too. Surely, all of the people in this advertisement will be invited to join the Clintons for high tea at their large homes or on their next all-expenses paid trip to Democratic contributor Richard Friedman's Cape Cod estate. (Which comes with a pet pig! Read all about it!)

In keeping with their established campaign rationale, subsequent Clinton ads in the states of Virginia, Maryland, Connecticut, South Carolina, Utah, Iowa, Georgia, Missouri, Wisconsin, and Delaware will feature residents apologizing to Clinton for not being important enough.