The Ricing on the Cake for a Republican Disaster

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Posted April 15, 2008 | 11:26 PM (EST)



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Just as Democrats have grown increasingly worried about their chances of recapturing the White House with Senators Clinton and Obama playing "catch the grenade" in the campaign's homestretch, Senator McCain and the Republicans have stepped in to reassert their claim to a defeat that is rightfully theirs. Last week Senator McCain again confused the Sunni and Shia factions battling in Iraq and had the good fortune of having coverage of his Iraq speech claiming "unmistakable progress" (despite increasing violence) interrupted by reports of mortar attacks on Baghdad's heavily fortified "green zone".

For Democrats, McCain speaking on Iraq is a gift that just keeps giving. The week's greatest gift to the Democrats, however, had nothing to do with Iraq and came from the most unlikely of all places -- the famed weekly Wednesday meeting hosted by über-conservative -- Grover Norquist.

Norquist endorsed as McCain's running mate a Bush administration official who has been quietly campaigning for the number two spot but whose performance has been characterized as "disastrous, "inept" and "not up to the job" by past administration officials and even former President Bush. Granted that is not much of a clue with this administration, but this week Norquist declared that Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice would make a great vice president. Norquist, who will forever be remembered for his stated goal of cutting "government in half... to get it down to the size where we can drown it in the bathtub," could be drowning the McCain campaign by brokering a McCain-Rice ticket.

Some Beltway insiders see promise in such a pairing, since it would give the GOP its own historic ticket to match the Obama or Clinton led Democrats and potentially help the party with two constituencies that favor Democrats -- African-Americans and women -- one of which may remain bitter over losing the Democratic primary battle.

The insiders, however, overstate Secretary Rice's popularity and ignore the fact that her selection violates the cardinal rule that a running mate should do no harm. Dan Quayle and Geraldine Ferraro would be inspired choices compared to Rice, since their troubles would seem insignificant as McCain labors to carry Rice's baggage throughout her first political campaign.

A February Harris poll found voters split evenly on Rice's job performance and her job approval rating has not been a net positive since 2006. By comparison, Madeline Albright had a 69% favorability rating just prior to the 2000 elections.

Rice's poll numbers are unlikely to improve since as a candidate she would have to answer uncomfortable questions she has skillfully dodged up to now; including questions about

* her admitted false claim after 9/11 that there were no prior warnings of a terrorist attack using airplanes and her failure to heed warnings from her counterterrorism chief Richard Clarke and CIA Director George Tenet;

* charges that she made 56 of the administration's nearly 1,000 pre-war false statements about Iraq; and

* recent reports that she chaired White House meetings that specifically approved methods of torture to be used on detainees

Surely Senator McCain can find a qualified Republican that is not hoping for a presidential pardon as Bush leaves office.

These problems are compounded by Rice's lack of any achievement as Secretary of State and the universally dismal assessment of her performance as both National Security Advisor and Secretary of State. When Senator McCain says that the war was poorly executed -- that "F" goes on Rice's report card. Selecting Rice as a running mate would thwart any attempt by McCain to have his campaign be defined by something other than Iraq and would solidify the view that a McCain administration would essentially be Bush III.

While Beltway wisdom and political reality are two separate beasts (as evidenced by the absence of a Mario Cuomo Presidential Library), it is especially telling that the epicenter of Republican conservatism could be so divorced from reality. Increasingly, the Republican far right resembles the King Arthur character in Monty Python and the Holy Grail who rides an imaginary horse while his servant clanks coconuts to simulate the sound of horse hoofs. As funny as that may sound, keep in mind that it is the Knights of the Round Table from Norquist's Wednesday clutch who will be key players in any McCain-Rice administration and no doubt will continue the Bush administration's disastrous "faith-based' approach to foreign and economic policy.

Democrats can only hope for the fruition of Norquist's gift, since in the current political climate such a ticket could be historic for the wrong reason -- as one of the Republican's greatest political disasters. Should that occur, I have no doubt that the unflappable Ms. Rice would preface her concession speech by saying, "I don't think anybody could have predicted that..."

 
 

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I never know if McCain is mixing things up to confuse the masses for when he bombs Iran.Remember the typo joke that led to the attack on Iraq instead of Iran.Just as Bush is a sock puppet for the Neocons McCain is always attended by the swishily intrepid duo of Lieberman and Graham.They make sure he stays on message.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 12:13 PM on 04/16/2008

Norquist doesn't 'get it'.

Condi's a lesbian with a significant other waiting in their long-time home near Stanford.

He's much like the hapless Senator in "The Bird Cage"....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nboaq6Ha_Yg

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 12:06 PM on 04/16/2008

Secretary of State Rice has made it perfectly clear that, under no circumstances would she be a candidate for VeeP. She has never run for any office and has stated that she isn't going to start now. She is probably going back to Stanford in her former role of Provost. McCain knows that he must distance himself from Bush and Company and it is a guarantee that he isn't putting Condoleeza Rice on the ticket as VeeP.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 11:29 AM on 04/16/2008

Norquist is a punk and a moron. Lets raise his taxes and watch him wet himself.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 10:33 AM on 04/16/2008

The media let get this far. They'll be equally lazy if she's McCain's running mate.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 10:15 AM on 04/16/2008

Who exactly is going to ask Neo-Condoleezza Rice "uncomfortable questions"? It certainly won't be anyone in the American news media.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:08 AM on 04/16/2008

Damn! Now you've gone and let out the secret. The people are supposed to think they have a fourth estate on their side. What will they do when they find out it is in bed with the the corporatists and their candidates: McCain, Clinton and Obama?

Je pense, donc je suis populiste.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 10:08 AM on 04/16/2008

Partisan politics aside, there is a purely positive side to nominating Ms. Rice as veep.
It would be good for the nation to have a black and/or a woman on the ticket, in any position, as Democrat or Republican.

Of course, Ms. Rice would not be my personal pick for veep, or anything else.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 06:21 AM on 04/16/2008

Oh, please John, please pick Rice !!!!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 12:01 PM on 04/16/2008

McCain is not and ignorant man. Rice is a well educated ignorant woman.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:22 AM on 04/16/2008

Let them choose Rice. Bush's face of US war policy running to be second in line for the presidency behind a potential seventy year old president. It's a winning ticket.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 12:54 AM on 04/16/2008

Please remove this post. I want the GOP to pick Rice. I think she'd be awesome!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 12:51 AM on 04/16/2008

Rice is going to be too busy battling war crimes charges to run for vice president. Also, a vice president has to be able to visit other countries; there are any number of countries that wouldn't hesitate to arrest her for war crimes if she steps an expensively clad foot in their territory.

Right now, the only places Rice could safely visit as vice president are Saudi Arabia (big Barbara Bush has bought an enormous compound there) and Paraguay (little Barbara has brought an enormous compound there). (You know there are problems on the Bush home front when they start transferring real estate titles to the womenfolk.)

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 12:13 AM on 04/16/2008

A Republican disaster but a great win for the country. I don't believe the America that was loved and revered by most of the world could survive another four years of Grotesque Old Party rule. It is barely surviving the last eight torturous years of infamy and betrayal by the GOP.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 12:10 AM on 04/16/2008
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