Bush tweaks candidates at correspondents' dinner

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CHRISTINE SIMMONS | April 26, 2008 11:25 PM EST | AP

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President Bush conducts the United States Marine Corps Band, known as "The President's Own," during the annual dinner of the White House Correspondents' Association, Saturday, April 26, 2008, in Washington. (AP Photo/Haraz N. Ghanbari)

WASHINGTON — President Bush poked fun at his potential successors Saturday night, expressing surprise that none of them were in the audience at the White House Correspondents' Association annual dinner.

"Senator McCain's not here," Bush said of GOP nominee-in-waiting John McCain. "He probably wanted to distance himself from me a little bit. You know, he's not alone. Jenna's moving out too."

Bush then referred to scandals that have dogged the campaigns of the two remaining Democratic candidates, Hillary Rodham Clinton and Barack Obama, in explaining their absence: "Hillary Clinton couldn't get in because of sniper fire and Senator Obama's at church."

During the ongoing campaign, Clinton mistakenly claimed to have landed under sniper fire in Bosnia as first lady. Obama's longtime Chicago pastor has been criticized for his negative comments about America.

The president admitted to being "a little wistful" in his final appearance at the dinner, showing video clips of his routines from previous years. He finished by conducting the U.S. Marine Band in a medley of patriotic marches.

Bush was followed by Craig Ferguson, the host of CBS' "Late Late Show."

The Scottish-born Ferguson found middle ground between the tepid impersonations of last year's entertainer, Rich Little, and the merciless satire that Comedy Central's Stephen Colbert delivered in 2006.

Ferguson, who became a U.S. citizen in February, asked Bush what he was going to do after leaving office, then suggested, "You could look for a job with more vacation time." The president has drawn criticism for the amount of time he has spent away from the White House during his presidency.

Vice President Dick Cheney, Ferguson said, "is already moving out of his residence. It takes longer than you think to pack up an entire dungeon."

The guest list for the dinner included plenty of VIPs from outside the Beltway: Actors Ben Affleck, Jennifer Garner, John Cusack, Pamela Anderson and Claire Danes, singers Ashlee Simpson and the Jonas Brothers and author Salman Rushdie were among the invitees. Washington's power elite was still well represented, with Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice, Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia and Homeland Security Secretary Michael Chertoff in attendance.

During the event, the White House Correspondents' Association presented its annual awards, announced earlier this month, to:

_ Deb Riechmann of The Associated Press and Ed Henry of CNN, the Merriman Smith Award, the top journalism award for White House reporting under deadline pressure.

Riechmann, the winner in the print category, won for her coverage of President Bush's trip to Iraq's Anbar province last September. Henry won for reporting on the Bush administration's contradicting assertions that top Iranian officials had authorized sending improvised explosive devices to Iraq.

_ Alexis Simendinger of the National Journal, the Aldo Beckman Award for sustained excellence in White House coverage. The judges recognized her for breaking the story about the use of Republican National Committee e-mail accounts by some White House officials.

_ Seattle Post-Intelligencer reporters Paul Shukovsky, Tracy Johnson and Daniel Lathrop, the Edgar A. Poe Award for excellence in coverage of news of national or regional significance. In a series of articles, "The Terrorism Trade-Off," they revealed a major shift by the FBI away from white-collar crimes as it ramped up its pursuit of suspected terrorists.

The White House Correspondents Association was formed in 1914 as a liaison between the press and the president. Every president since Calvin Coolidge has attended the dinner.

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"Clinton mistakenly claimed to have landed under sniper fire in Bosnia as first lady"

Mistakenly???

That was an actual LIE - she was LYING - she is a LIAR.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 04:55 PM on 04/27/2008

LOL everybody is a comedienne now. BUsh SUCKS as a President but maybe he will have a good career as a standup comic.

Carol

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 11:55 AM on 04/27/2008

Pamela Anderson, The Jonas Brothers, Ashlee Simpson? I stopped reading right after I saw those names. Needless to say, they invited possibly the most opportunistic celebrities. Dubya is busy cracking jokes while America is sinking under a mountain of debt, priceless. Well, you all got what you voted for.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 09:55 AM on 04/27/2008

Fake tits and a lip-syncher. Perfect!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 11:39 AM on 04/27/2008

You know, it is okay to chill out a little sometimes and just have a good laugh. Some of this stuff is really funny...and Bush, for all his faults is a pretty funny guy. And he is often able to laugh at himself. I radically disagree with his politics and think he's been disastrous for this country, but I do think he's basically a decent guy and sincerely believes he's doing the right thing. Deluded, but decent. And definitely funny and charming.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 09:08 AM on 04/27/2008

Look...you are right that Bush is funny...and yes, sometimes it is good to chill out. But you have to look at the big picture. Bush and Cheney have been responsible for the deaths of thousands...both Americans and Iraqis. They took this nation to war on a false pretense and they both knew it. So when someone like that jokes around and people around them laugh and giggle, it is like you are stomping on the graves of all these people who have died as a result of their actions. Think about how someone whose loved one died in Iraq would feel reading about this.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 05:23 PM on 04/27/2008

Hitler liked puppies.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 11:40 AM on 04/27/2008

And finger-painting.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 11:55 AM on 04/27/2008

What about kittens? And I don't mean war kittens!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 10:44 PM on 04/27/2008

You really think he's decent? He claims to be a Christian but where are the Christian values in watering down EPA requirements so that our planet is not properly cared for and where are the Christian values in his "Ownership Society" which is really just an "Every Man for Himself/Herself Society". Jesus wanted us to look after each other and love one another (a true Christian would recognize that yes, we ARE our brother's keeper). How can that basic tenet be reconciled with such vile public policy?

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 09:25 AM on 04/27/2008

Yep. TR0LL.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 09:17 AM on 04/27/2008

Egads, such ignorance,
The White House Correspondents' Dinner is NOT a party for Bush, it's a party for -duhh- media people who COVER the White House.
If a sitting president is an asshole, such as Bush, of course liberals would want to attend because the speakers tend to lambaste the president.
Class dismissed. :)

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 09:02 AM on 04/27/2008

Vice President Dick Cheney, Ferguson said, "is already moving out of his residence. It takes longer than you think to pack up an entire dungeon."

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That's good.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 08:59 AM on 04/27/2008

That's was better than good, Grandpa. That was brilliant!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 11:42 AM on 04/27/2008

I think it's cute how he thinks that The Hague isn't booking a slot for him.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 08:56 AM on 04/27/2008

He reminds me of the early Jerry Lewis doing his band conductor routine.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 08:21 AM on 04/27/2008

What a f-ing disgrace.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 08:20 AM on 04/27/2008

The real disgrace is that the Corporate Media not only goes along with this farce, but organized and supported it.

Yacking it up with the leader they are charged with investigating is, unseemly at best.

Part of a criminal conspiracy at worst.

The Corporate Media ie: most of the people in that room, are criminally guilty of complicity in EVERY CRIME the Bush Administration has committed.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 12:35 PM on 04/27/2008

Oh, c'mon...the guy is funny. He's a terrible president...but he's funny.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 09:03 AM on 04/27/2008

Save it, tr0ll. See if The Hague finds his frat-boy BS funny.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 09:19 AM on 04/27/2008

Among the mountain of war crimes Western leaders are guilty of include:-

The illegal use of napalm and other chemical weapons

Intentionally torturing and abusing detainees

Blocking aid convoys

Killing unarmed civilians, including shooting into family homes

Western leaders are also guilty of many other violations of the Geneva Convention, the Charter of the United Nations, the Nuremberg Charter, International Law and the Constitution of the United States, including crimes against peace and crimes against humanity.

International law professors have called the attack against Iraq "a fundamental breach of international law (that) would seriously threaten the integrity of the international legal order that has been in place since the end of the Second World War."

The former Prime Minister of Malaysia, Mahathir Mohamad, has echoed calls for Western leaders to be charged with war crimes over the illegal invasion of Iraq.

Speaking at Imperial College in London Mahathir, who was in office from 1981 to 2003, singled out US President George Bush, former British Prime Minister Tony Blair and Australia"s former prime minister John Howard as he wants to see them tried "in absence for war crimes committed in Iraq".

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 08:14 AM on 04/27/2008

The former Prime Minister of Malaysia, Mahathir Mohamad, has echoed calls for Western leaders to be charged with war crimes over the illegal invasion of Iraq.......................

In June this year Dr Mahathir described Westerners - or more particularly "Anglo-Saxon Europeans" -- as proponents of "war, sodomy and genocide".

Days before he resigned, he angered several foreign governments and Jewish groups by claiming the a Jewish cabal "ruled the world"

Another voice of 'reason' from the left.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 08:41 AM on 04/27/2008

Former Prime Minister of Malaysia from the Left? Are you serious?

Malaysia is known for its authoritarian government. And its embrace of capitalism. How could the former Prime Minister be a leftist?

Certainly calling for war crimes prosecution for proponents of the Iraqi fiasco is not "leftist."

I would bet it is a sentiment shared by people of all political persuasions outside of the USA.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 01:35 AM on 04/28/2008

Your last line was correct, dullknife.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 11:43 AM on 04/27/2008

If America were invaded by violent foreigners who coveted our resources and brought death and destruction, we would fight back"NOT to defend the Bush administration and Congress, but to defend the people and lives we love..WHAT A FRAUD THIS BLOOD SOAKED DINNERS IS WITH A RETARDED FRAUDSTER N CHIEF..SHAME ON YOU AMERICANS..

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 08:11 AM on 04/27/2008

He laughs, tells jokes and has a grand ole time, like all is well. The country is in the crapper, 40 soldiers have died in Iraq this month, 4052 to date, Bin Laden is alive and well. Yes Bush you just keep on dancing, singing and telling your jokes. What a leader you have shown us to be...

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 08:05 AM on 04/27/2008

Baby Bush to John McCain: "Listen up Little Johnny McCain, the are playing our song! one ,two,three, Hit it! BOMB! BOMB! BOMB! IRAN! and you can dance too! Give me a kiss!"

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 09:05 AM on 04/27/2008

Oh, yeah. Housing is STILL not affordable in many US locations. The prices went up 200-400%, an acre of land went from $8000 to $75,000 in 5 years and the MSM calls 5% down from the peak a correction or needed adjustment so the prices can continue higher.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:53 AM on 04/27/2008

If that's not a ridiculous MSM picture, a completely unskilled person "conducting" a band and calling the shots. Is America better off in 2008 than t was in 2000? That's all I need to know. World food shortages!!!! Bush is overseeing a 5+ year Mideastern war, one of the greatest domestic tragedies in Katrina, the worst food and energy nflation in decades, world food shortages and thinks it's all a big joke.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:50 AM on 04/27/2008

"yes, thats all true! but you gotta admit that he is really cute" your truly ace reporter, Jeffy "HotMilitaryStud" Gannon, White House Social Director
p.s. I approve this important FAUX News Alert, Mary Carey, GOP Porn Queen
UP THE GOP!( (Grand Old Perverts)

p.s. #2 "I am really jealous of Jeffy-Poo Gannon" Annie Coulter, Chairman, Vestal Virgins For Baby Bush

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 09:21 AM on 04/27/2008

Another example of Bush flaunting his criminal activities and failed Presidency in the face of the American people.

His facial expressions say it all, "I got away with it all, and made a killing doing it."

Chimp in a cheap suit conducting patriotic music? Spare me. It would have been more fitting if Chimpy McCoke Spoon was was conducting music from Sweeny Todd.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:41 AM on 04/27/2008

Ben Affleck is an Obama supporter! What the hell is he doing at a dinner with the Bushes? What a hypocrite.
Pucker up, buttercup.

I never thought he was a good actor, but I guess this shows he is.

I swear, if I were a rich actor who got invited to a dinner for GWB, I would tell him where he should stick it.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:26 AM on 04/27/2008

Gee, you really seem to be very uninformed. Clinton supporter perhaps? The fact is that this dinner was not in honor of GWB but was a dinner for the press corps to hand out scholarships to college kids and present awards.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 09:08 AM on 04/27/2008

GWB is the last person to make fun of anyone, considering his whole presidency, his whole stupid life, has been a fucking joke.

And the Iraq war and recession of the United States is the punchline.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:21 AM on 04/27/2008

Can Bush do anything any more besides clown and dance for the press? What is sad is that no one expects anything else from him.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:18 AM on 04/27/2008

Whatever happened to a saucy puppet show?

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:50 AM on 04/27/2008

Clowns do as clowns do......

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:32 AM on 04/27/2008

He's been doing it his whole life... why stop now.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:30 AM on 04/27/2008

Without Rove to feed him a few statements on policy, Bush is incredibly lost.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 10:46 PM on 04/27/2008

I don't even blame Bush anymore, God bless him. I blame the American people, and really, that's who should be blamed for all of this.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 06:58 AM on 04/27/2008