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Aaron Bleyaert

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Features of President-Elect Obama's New Presidential Limo (as Designed by My 10-Year-Old Self)

(0) Comments | Posted January 7, 2009 | 11:35 AM

On January 20th, our nation will not only inaugurate a brand new President, but it will also get to inaugurate a brand new (and newly designed) Presidential limousine. EXCITEMENT!! Made by Cadillac, the car's exact specifications--rumored to include everything from 8 inch think doors to a custom hand sewn interior--are...

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My New "Definition of Privacy"

(0) Comments | Posted November 13, 2007 | 10:04 AM

According to the principal deputy director of national "intelligence" (ooh, good one, Aaron. Good one), Donald Kerr, Americans need to redefine their definition of privacy. All right, this might not be the most disturbing thing that I've read today, but--wait, yes it is.

Redefine our definition of privacy?...

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An Open Letter to Prince Harry

(0) Comments | Posted November 11, 2007 | 10:08 AM

Dear Prince Harry,

I know it's shocking; after three years of goingoutiveness, you've been dumped.

Now I may not be a prince of anything except a country I made up called "Bonglandia," but I DO know what it's like to be dumped... And I'm guessing that,...

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