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12/13/2013 02:10 pm ET Updated Feb 12, 2014

A Reply to Your Holiday Letter

Seasons Greetings!

Can you believe it's already the holiday season again? This year's perfectly delightful note is being sent on paper I made myself (check out my store on Etsy!) to tell you what we have been up to (in case you don't follow my Top 100 mommy blog).

The hubs got another promotion that we're all just thrilled about. It means longer hours, but that's okay seeing as we haven't been sleeping in the same bed for the past few months, anyway. But we still see each other in our weekly therapy sessions -- it's so important to make time for a date night!

Earlier this year Alexander won the Local County Quiz Bowl for Gifted and Talented Blond Children, and he also volunteers to teach multiplication to less fortunate kids who have to shop at The Target and similar shops. We're so proud that he gives back.

It's been a little bit rougher with big sister Alexandra this year, but great news! She was finally paroled from juvenile detention last month. Although she remains on house arrest, having her at home has really helped us bond (no pun intended).

Dr. Phil recommends doing activities together, so we've created several decorative adornments for the house tether she wears on her ankle. They're really quite lovely!

Anywho, it snowed last week, so I got up early and made a sled with my trusty glue gun and old barn wood. While the glue set and the homemade bread was rising, I churned the butter, cured the bacon and squeezed the oranges for the 20 guests we had over for our annual 7-course brunch.

(Secret time! I didn't have time to blow glass for new glasses and goblets, so I used the ones I had on hand.)

The hubs was able to pull himself away from work, Alexander serenaded the guests on a violin he whittled himself and of course Alexandra wasn't going anywhere, so it was really a delightful way to spend the afternoon. We were all just really tickled!

Well, I must run. I need to soak the herbs for my homemade deodorant before a mani/pedi with the gals. Busy, busy, busy!

We hope all is well on your end!

Happy Holidays!

Pollyanna

Dear Polly:

I'm writing this on the back of an old grocery list, so pay no attention to the tea and hummus stains. I just got home from a full day of work and am cleaning up cat puke again, but least the carpets get cleaned!

I haven't received a promotion, but I did dream of work last night before going into the office this morning, so I suppose you could say I'm still living the dream! To be honest, I'm not that impressed.

Still no husband over here either, but a 93-year-old man at the old people's home called me "Sir," so it's not like I don't have options. Maybe I should pretty up my own feet, but it's been so long since my last pedicure that the salon girl would probably recommend amputation instead. I just wear socks.

Sorry to here about the incident with Alexandra, but when life knocks you down to your knees, remember you're in the perfect position to look under the couch for dropped snacks!

Speaking of which, the smoke alarm is going off, so that means my dinner is done.

Talk to you later!

Abby

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