- Jill Zarin, Real Housewives of New York City, Mayor of New York City since we need a good mouthpiece.
- Lisa Vanderpump, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Social Secretary for First Lady of the United States... or even... First Lady, but there is no way Giggy could become President.
- Bethenny Frankel, Bethenny's Getting Married, Bethenny Got Married, Bethenny Had Kids, Bethenny Has Skinny Girl Margaritas, Head of ATF (Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives).
- NeNe Leakes, Real Housewives of Atlanta, Head of NRA (National Rifle Association) because of her son's arrest. Maybe she can get those clowns under control.
- Kate Gosselin, Kate Plus Eight, Spokesperson for Planned Parenthood.
- Kirstie Alley, Dancing With The Stars, Head of Health and Human Services.
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