When my ex-wife and I got married, Facebook was just being born. Sure, we had email and AOL Instant Messenger and faxing. But 'social networking' hadn't yet hit critical mass in the form of Zuckerberg's fantastic connection machine.

By the time my ex and I filed for divorce, however, Facebook...

She walked into the kitchen one morning and said: 'We Have to Talk.'

We moved to the living room. She said she couldn't do it any longer. She was through.

"Are you sure?" I asked, helplessly, probably more sure than she, but terrified that she beat me to the punch....