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Life After The B.A. -- Parody of 'Love the Way You Lie' By Eminem and Rihanna

Posted: 05/14/2012 7:25 pm

It's the time of the year again where University students finally take that walk across the stage to grab their diplomas. After four years of reading, studying, not sleeping, and most likely partying, you have made it.

It's been a long road to that Bachelors of Arts. But now, life after the B.A. begins. I wrote this anthem last year when I graduated. Now I pass it on.

The following is an original parody written by Adam Wright, to the tune of "Love the Way You Lie" by Eminem and Rihanna.

(Chorus)

Just gonna stand here, look for a job

Don't wanna stay home feeling like a slob

Just gonna stand here and search all day

I guess this is life after the B.A

Life after the B.A.

(Verse 1)

I couldn't tell you what it felt like

Grad Day, it was the biggest days of my life

After Four Years, all the essays I had to write

Readings pages, studying my ass off every night.

All the shit that I took, it's gonna be worth it, right?

In my gown, I get on the stage

All my family and friends looking up at me, heart beat in rib-cage

As I make me way across the stage, they congratulate me

They're so proud of me, I made it

Wait, what about now

"This is real life"

Oh shit, things just got really scary now

Here we go again

This is insane I'll have no problem, I'm a graduate

I got a B.A. with a major on my résumé

But my major isn't on my diploma, that just not right

Bachelor of Arts? Was that really the right way?

From the moment on, life will never be the same

I guess this is life after the B.A.

(Chorus)

Just gonna stand here, look for a job

Don't wanna stay home feeling like a slob

Just gonna stand here and search all day

I guess this is life after the B.A

Life after the B.A.

 

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