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Ode to the Tim Horton's Extra-Large Cup -- Parody of "Set Fire to the Rain" by Adele

02/02/2012 11:58 am ET | Updated Apr 03, 2012
  • Adam Wright Founder and Editor-In-Chief, TVDoneWright.com

For weeks now, coffee drinkers have taken the journey of the new extra-large cups at Tim Horton's. The 24 oz size cups have caused a frenzy with coffee drinkers. I'm one of them. To express my feelings on how these changed have touched me, I did it the only way I know how ... parody style!

Feel free to sing along to the tune of Adele's hit song "Set Fire to the Rain."

(Verse 1)
I started my day, at Tim's
It was my routine every morning
But this time, it was different
Saw it with my eyes, it was amazing
The cup, stood there
New extra-large was not for the weak
I knew that I wanted
Those 24 ounces inside me.

I held the cup in my hands
There was no turning back, turning back
The excess caffeine
May cause a heart-attack, heat-attack
I take my first drink
I'll never be the same, be the same

(Chorus)

Energy jolt to the brain
As the caffeine ran through my veins
Well it burned so good and
I assume the shakes will soon go away, away

(Final verse)

Took six hours but I did it
Sure I took four bathroom-breaks to pee
And I may not sleep for a week
But it was so worth it ... might have another.

(Chorus)

Energy jolt to the brain
As the caffeine ran through my veins
Well it burned so good and
I assume the shakes will soon go away, away

Energy jolt to the brain
As the caffeine ran through my veins
Well it burned so good and
Tim Hortons can't keep me away, away