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Jeanne Devon ("AKMuckraker")

Jeanne Devon ("AKMuckraker")

Posted: May 25, 2010 02:34 AM

Awww. We Hurt BP's Feelings.

What's Your Reaction:

Not to make your head explode or anything, but allow me to make your head explode.

Don't worry, I wouldn't ask your head to do anything mine hasn't already done. Here's the transcript of an interview between CNN's Candy Crowley and BP Managing Director Robert Dudley.

It really makes me wish that Rachel Maddow was doing this interview and that it lasted about 20 minutes, because frankly, this had the making of another Rand Paul-style self immolation by Dudley. But considering the short time allotted, it was still pretty good.

First, before you play the interview, or read the transcript below, please remove all sharp or breakable objects and liquids from your reach. That includes coffee cups, decorative figurines, or anything that would make a satisfying wall crash. It also includes things like forks and letter openers that you may feel tempted to shove into your temple to relieve the pressure.

Crowley: You can't really clean all of this up environmentally. There is some lasting damage that will go into decades, will it not?

Dudley: It... it...uh... there's no question that this much oil in the ocean is going to take a long time to clean it up. It's different than the Valdez spill because it's much warmer waters, the biological processes will work faster, but you can clean up the beaches... the marshes are very very sensitive. They're not as simple to get in and clean. There are techniques that will be done. There was a lot of oil spilled in that area after Hurricane Katrina and the marshes have recovered. But we will undoubtedly measure and investigate the results of this spill for many many years to try to determine the long term impacts of this. And we're committed to both cleaning it up, studying it, understanding it.


According to the Minerals Management Service (bureau of the Dept. of the Interior) Hurricanes Katrina and Rita caused 124 oil spills totalling 17,700 barrels = 743,400 gallons total.

This spill, depending who you believe (and let's believe the experts) has already leaked well over 100,000,000 gallons. For the zero-challenged, that's one hundred million gallons. And there's no end in sight. Thanks for trying to make us feel better, though, BP. That's like saying, "Look I've had one drink, and everything worked out just fine... So I'm sure it'll work just the same way if I have a hundred and seven, give or take."

Crowley: Among the problems that you have faced, you have a very big PR problem. It all centers around the word "trust." I want to play you something from Congressman Ed Markey that he said this week.

Markey: I think that now we're beginning to understand that we cannot trust BP. People do not trust the experts any longer. BP has lost all credibility. Now the decisions will have to be made by others because it's clear that they have been hiding the actual consequences of the spill.

Crowley: That is pretty tough stuff. I think it stems from a lot of things. First of all, no one believes that only 5000 barrels of oil are coming up off the ocean floor. A lot of people think that BP has been covering up and not telling people what's actually going on. How do you respond to the idea that you've even got people on Capitol Hill that don't believe a word you're saying.

Dudley: Well, all of us at BP are trying to solve the problem. Those words hurt a little bit because we've been open about what we're doing. What we're doing is certainly not anything in secret. We've had direct oversight and involvement from government agencies from the very first hours afterwards. There is an imprecision around the measurement of that crude oil which, I've used the analogy that it's ... it is a little bit like popping a soda can rushing out with lots of gas and oil. There's a lot of gas in this crude. The rate is unclear. We're measuring and producing some of that today, but in terms of not trusting BP, there's nobody...nobody who is more devastated by what has happened, and nobody that wants to shut this off more than we do, and learn what happened so this never happens anywhere to anyone anywhere in the world again. So, I think we're being open with all investigations.


Here's a little tip for the PR-challenged. First, when you've just devastated a third of the country's shore line, incinerated eleven human beings, put countless people out of work, destroyed fisheries, tourism, small business, wildlife, fragile ecosystems, and the mental and physical health of an entire region of the country, and when you have manipulated facts, kept reports from the public, knowingly put people in harm's way, been blatantly negligent, and hidden the results of your devastation by following poison with more poison, don't talk about your hurt feelings.


Second, don't take the worst environmental and financial disaster to hit the United States in the history of ever, and compare it to a soda can. I don't care if it is like a soda can. Talk about it in your closed door meetings, but don't tell people it's like a soda can. It's kind of like saying that retrieving tar balls is like an Easter egg hunt.

Third, did you really just sit there in your $800 suit and your $150 shirt in front of your burnished BP flower logo in your cushy conference room and say there is nobody who is more devastated than you? And nobody wants to shut this off more than you? Behold... I submit to you people who might just be a little more devastated than you are. Just something to consider before you go spouting off like a soda can.

If corporations are people, as the Supreme Court seems to think they are, then BP's executives need some jail time. And BP as an entity deserves the death penalty. But a quick gaze into our Alaskan crystal ball tells us they'll end up paying a bit to clean up 8-10% of the mess they make, call it a day, draw the punitive damages out in court for 20 years until one in four plaintiffs is dead, whine about the interest, and use Supreme Court precedent from Baker v. Exxon to whittle their liability down to next to nothing.

Forgive us BP if we don't apologize for hurting your feelings.

The video clip above features Dr. Ricki Ott who traveled to the Gulf region from Alaska, and is sharing her expertise from the Exxon Valdez oil spill with those who need to understand not only what has happened, but what's coming.

Conservatives -- do you still think the government should stay out of business' way? Any thoughts on regulation? And has the free market cleaned up that oil yet? Just wondering.

 

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10:37 AM on 06/22/2010
Now more than ever we should all be looking at alternatives. How many more of these are we going to endure before we finally get it. http://ampedrage.wordpress.com/
07:32 PM on 05/26/2010
"If corporations are people, as the Supreme Court seems to think they are, then BP's executives need some jail time. And BP as an entity deserves the death penalty."
Hey, I've said the same thing. If corporations are people, as was recently decided by our Supreme Court, then - in the interest of the state (or states as the case may be) several people need to pay by spending time behind bars. I don't see the conflict, here. Why haven't they been arrested already?
If corporations were actual people this ass would be behind bars and I don't mean later I mean NOW!
They've been busted, yet they have posted no bail nor have they gone through half the indignity of any ordinary criminal. Ordinary criminals can't even kill this much life for gods' sake. Let the courts decide who's guilty, guiltier and the guiltiest. Throw these upper management types in prison and let the judge sort it out. Literally, I want all their freaking heads on a platter. Let them testify against one another for a reduced sentence but someone needs to spend some serious alone time to sit and think about what hell that have wrought upon us all.
Until then, I understand that everyone is doing everything they can to help. But can someone please explain to me why these men aren't giving their interviews behind bars ?
04:41 AM on 05/26/2010
You can bet that BP's stock portfolio has never included any business involved in fishing.
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Katherine Riedel
01:49 AM on 05/26/2010
His body language says it all. It's subtle, but anyone who knows what to look for will see through it without even knowing about his devious cover-ups within the past month.

Watch his eyes the entire time, you'll see the change just before he's about to say something that's complete crap: He hesitates, then glances to the right, and/or down. (What's he looking at? I'm guessing his empty friendless life, and how it got to this point.) He's also displaying a pattern of blinking and slowly opening/keeping his lids down for an extra moment before the lie, meaning he may be preparing to articulate an especially huge load of shit.

Some examples are just after the word undoubtedly, as in "we will undoubtedly, [blink blink slowly opens eyes] measure and, [glances down] uhh... [glances down and right] a-and investigate the results of this spill..." I love how towards the end of this difficult statement he starts nodding his head, assuring himself that he totally nailed it. Hahaha! I'll let everyone enjoy spotting the rest of his subtle signs of discomfort. Poor guy, lying is hard. But apparently (according to his body language), it's not "devastating."
11:13 PM on 05/25/2010
I thought the EPA instructed BP not to use that particular chemical dispersant anymore.
10:54 AM on 05/26/2010
It's OK, they're already used up most of the world's supply. They'll stop using it soon.
12:58 PM on 05/26/2010
They did. BP told the EPA "thanks for the advice, f*** off, we'll use what we like." And apparently nobody is making them do otherwise. That tells you who really holds the power in this country.
09:53 PM on 05/25/2010
My compliments on an excellent post. I was continually surprised by the hubris and callousness of the BP disaster response. I took the opportunity to read the BP GOM Oil Spill response plan, and am surprised yet again. The plan specifically states that BP is required to monitor the extent and volume of the spill. And yet the CEO of BP refused to do so for weeks after the spill. This, along with controlling access to video of the site, and many other things which really just involve communication, only further enrages people. Sorry about those hurt feelings, BP - NOT.
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cheronda88
07:30 PM on 05/25/2010
Ms. Devon, you were right about the head exploding thing. I have to log off for a while to tape it back together. I wanted to smash the screen after watching this guy play the victim. Thanks for warning us to remove all objects that might facilitate destroying my machine. Un freaking real.
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weslenforever
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06:57 PM on 05/25/2010
The cover up begins. How many heard the lie? "There was a LOT of oil spilled during Hurricane Katrina." Must be time to give BPs CEO his Presidential Medal Of Freedom for such a good JOB. The CLAIM is going to BE? TADA! The problem has nothing to do with BP, almost ALL the oil spewing into the gulf was, wait for it, AN ACT OF GOD called Katrina.
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Yikes11
05:08 PM on 05/25/2010
Will also not give another dime to BP.
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OhCaptain
Go through that door...and you go into the Asylum.
04:52 PM on 05/25/2010
First of all, people should be paying more attention the fact that this is BRITISH PETROLEUM. I know a lot of people that I have talked to have forgotten what the initials stand for and think it's an American company.

Also, this particular oil platform was operating under the flag of yet another country, in order to take advantage of tax loopholes. They don't have to pay a DIME in United States taxes.

If the government doesn't collect the FULL amount of the cost of cleanup, then we ALL need to make sure that BP never again sees a dime of our money (although I am all for boycotting anyway).
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JBS
Part time misanthrope & full time curmudgeon
05:18 PM on 05/25/2010
Don't be fooled by the name.

BP is no more British than Amoco, Texaco or Exxon-Mobile. They're all multi-nationals dedicated to screwing the British just as badly as they're screwing the Americans, Mexicans, Venezuelans ... any country that's got oil.
06:43 PM on 05/25/2010
Excuse me, but there is no more Amoco (stood for American Oil, which was the old Standard Oil of Indiana renamed). It was acquired by British Petroleum (BP) many years ago.
10:26 AM on 06/22/2010
Finally someone else understands the game
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fifitrixiebelle2
05:57 PM on 05/25/2010
BP is indeed a multinational. Even the writer of this post, Jeanne Devon, jumped all over the British Petroleum as a foreign invader message in a recent post at her blog. British Petroleum is a multinational corporation and it needs to be addressed as such. Misrepresentation of it as a foreign national corporation because of its name merely lets a lot of irresponsible people of the hook

40 per cent British ownership. 39 per cent American owned. 17 per cent ownership rest of the world. 4 per cent unknown or not yet accounted for.

http://www.bp.com/extendedsectiongenericarticle.do?categoryId=9010453&contentId=7019612
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04:42 PM on 05/25/2010
no one has even talked about the waste of that much oil. if it was totally clean and just "gone" it would be giant resource disaster...

if they had waited and gotten it safely..100 million times 70$ per barrel-and more to come for how long?

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Mike Burger
04:32 PM on 05/25/2010
Their caring is limited to the tens of billions in profit made every year. If they really wanted to learn form their mistakes they might have learned from their underwater catastrophes in 2009 in Australia’s sea of Timor or any of the other spills.

The obsessive concern for stock holder well being over environmental, the millions spent on "greenwashing" instead of actually implementing safety measures, paying off regulators and legislators in the millions, buying up patents for useful environmentally-friendly technologies and transportation improvements, aggressively lobbying against alternative energy options that could greatly reduce oil dependence, and after we occupied Iraq, BP was rewarded with the concession to exploit what “could be one of the largest expansions of crude-oil production ever achieved anywhere”.

Yeah, BP doesn't give a flip about anyone but BP and BP's stockholders.

They won't pay, just like Exxon didn't pay, just like Texaco/Chevron didn't pay
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04:17 PM on 05/25/2010
Watch and wait with me. The Exxon Valdez was the alarm bell, we were not alarmed. We did not wake up. At some point our beautiful planet will be uninhabitable in many places - already we witness inland seas drying up, coral reefs dying, polar ice caps and glaciers melting, wetlands and heavily populated shorelines drowning in oil. Does anyone really think our wanton (not wonton) destruction will abate? What a sad and hungry place we are leaving for the coming generations.
(and I do me WE, for the choices of thoughtless waste and overconsumption are made one person at a time)
04:12 PM on 05/25/2010
By the way, why is ANYBODY still buying gas at BP stations? We should be starving them out of our communities.
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Now where did I leave that Micro-bio again?
04:11 PM on 05/25/2010
Thanks so much. I worked on an offshore drilling rig as a young man, worked for the company who produced this blowout preventer for two years, and am a Louisiana native. I have a very serious stake in this fight. And from all that I've watched and read over the last month in testimony, I now think it's safe to say that at each critical step, the failure was on the part of BP. BP owns this calamity lock, stock, and barrel. AND they continue to withhold evidence and make this more difficult. I have absolutely no concern for their feelings.

But I ask the following question to anyone in the media who can find the answer: Given that this catastrophe is all BP's, has BP seen fit to fire ANYONE responsible for it yet??? And will the CEO (and maybe the other responsible parties within BP) get their big, fat bonuses this year, while my former neighbors lose their livelihoods, their health, their property, and the world loses a valuable resource? Anyone know the answer to these two simple questions?? Please let me know.