Alan Au

Alan Au

Posted: August 15, 2008 06:51 AM

Is 5'7" John McCain Dressing For Defeat? (PICTURES)

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There has not been a President in The White House who has stood shorter than 5'8" since President McKinley took office in 1897. At 5'7" John McCain is up against more than just 6'3" Barack Obama, he's up against an American population that has consistently demanded that their guy be the bigger guy.

Does McCain seem to care that 10 of the last 15 elections were taken by a taller candidate? His dress sense indicates not. Instead of styling himself in a way that compliments his height, McCain repeatedly dresses for defeat, sporting styles and outfits that accentuate his short stature.

Had he been campaigning in the era before the ubiquity of television he might have better luck. 11 of our first 25 Presidents were under 5'8", whereas zero of the remaining 17 have stood shorter than 5'9". While the camera may be reputed to add 10lbs, McCain and his style team seems to be banking on the fact that it will also add several inches.

With his oversized suits, grandfatherly sweaters and shirts that swim around his sleeves McCain's sartorial blunders are often magnified by his impeccably styled wife Cindy, who does dress like she belongs in The White House. Look at any un-posed long shot of McCain and his entourage. Can you find him? No. Try looking for Cindy first, then for him in proximity.

In a world dominated by visual images, McCain has the fortunate opportunity to have what every shorter actor wants on camera... a female costar that can make him look taller. McCain can look at least 5'9" standing next to his lovely wife, if dressed in the right wardrobe. However, all too often it just looks like he's trying to ride her coattails into the White House.

With all that said, it's easy to criticize generalities, so below I have provided a spotters guide to McCain's fashion faux pas. Enjoy.

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Most of his shirts fit like this--and they're all too big. The shoulders are too wide, the body is too big and the sleeves are too full. It makes him look smaller and sickly like he's lost too much weight.

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John's McCain's jackets tend to be too big. It's unlikely it's because he needs it for his gut. They're just poor choices. The shoulders are too big and the sleeves are way too long. Look at how his sleeves are folded just to have it at the right length.

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The shoulders on this suit are too wide, making him look smaller, and his sweaters make him look like a grandfather, not a presidential candidate. The sweater says "I need to keep my old bones warm, even in the dead heat of summer." If he's truly in need of a little warmth, a 3-piece suit would be a better choice. He can stay warm and still look more presidential. A vest is a much better option.

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John McCain's suit jackets are too long. He clearly should be wearing a short size, not a regular size. The longer jacket and lower button stance is too low for his frame. Not to mention the jacket is still too wide in the shoulders.

A more suitable cut for his frame and stature would be more of a trimmer fit. It would elongate his body and make him look taller and a trimmer cut would also make him not look so stout. A man can be short and proportioned, but McCain's clothes currently do not reflect that.

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John McCain can also find better fitting casual wear that won't make him look so wide. Beyond the fact that McCain eeds to dress sharper because he's the shorter candidate, he also needs to step it up because he has a beautiful slender wife. Until he dresses better, she steals every shot they are in together. After all, they should look like the first couple already. She already looks like the first lady.

Alan Au is Marketing Director & Vice President of Jimmy Au's for Men 5' 8" and Under in Beverly Hills, California.

There has not been a President in The White House who has stood shorter than 5'8" since President McKinley took office in 1897. At 5'7" John McCain is up against more than just 6'3" Barack Obama, he's...
There has not been a President in The White House who has stood shorter than 5'8" since President McKinley took office in 1897. At 5'7" John McCain is up against more than just 6'3" Barack Obama, he's...
 
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- RRonin I'm a Fan of RRonin 19 fans permalink
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Pappy should get Ronald Reagan's old tailor. Ronnie's suits were cut and so heavily padded he looked like Superman. I was shocked to see him in swim trunks later in his second term and saw his stooped shoulders and sunken old-man's chest. It showed just how much "special effects" his suits provided.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 05:05 PM on 08/15/2008
- riverhouse I'm a Fan of riverhouse 47 fans permalink

Reagan was a tall fellow. M*Cain is a very short one.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:04 PM on 08/15/2008

I have to agree - the padding made Reagan look very presidential because of his height. You also have to remember that it was the '80s, when shoulder pads were all the rage. They currently are not, so too big of shoulders (and on such a short man) look weird.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:33 PM on 08/15/2008
- brainuser I'm a Fan of brainuser 4 fans permalink

Given his fans in Miami's Calle Ocho, maybe he could wear Cuban heels.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 05:04 PM on 08/15/2008

and a guayabera in a conga line singing Guantanamera.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 10:08 PM on 08/15/2008
- Clarabell I'm a Fan of Clarabell 59 fans permalink

Watch for the elevator shoes -- camoflauged of course. Maybe he can wear pants that cover the shoes -- and even get away with 3 inchers.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 04:50 PM on 08/15/2008

Who cares? Not me.

Oversized clothes are comfortable. Plus some of the ill fitting stuff may be due to his shoulder/arm injuries.

Obama 2008.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 04:50 PM on 08/15/2008
- bpai I'm a Fan of bpai 6 fans permalink

[Glad to see an article focusing on the important stuff] As for Cindy McCain being such a better dresser than her husband, after he called her a trollop and a c-unt in front of reporters when she mentioned his hair was getting thin, I don't think she'll be criticizing the way John dresses.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 04:49 PM on 08/15/2008
- Openeyes I'm a Fan of Openeyes 19 fans permalink

Gnome, gnome on the range . . .

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 04:41 PM on 08/15/2008
- mounthood I'm a Fan of mounthood 5 fans permalink

Actually the would-be emperor has no clothes.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 10:55 AM on 08/16/2008
- Diogenis I'm a Fan of Diogenis 65 fans permalink

Is it too late for John to get an extreme makeover?

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 04:40 PM on 08/15/2008

No, no... we need the "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy" folks.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 05:01 PM on 08/15/2008
- jgaines7 I'm a Fan of jgaines7 3 fans permalink
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He needs a good tailor.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 05:24 PM on 08/15/2008
- Diogenis I'm a Fan of Diogenis 65 fans permalink

Da feet are wearing expensive shoes.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 04:40 PM on 08/15/2008
- bobdevo I'm a Fan of bobdevo 2 fans permalink
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Expensive Ferragamos . . . but LOAFERS??? WTF . . . is he trying to pledge a fraternity or running for president. Jebus Freaks, McCain, get some grown up shoes: cap-toe lace up oxfords. LOAFERS????

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 05:11 PM on 08/15/2008
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McCain is actually 5'6" tall according to the Mayo Clinic, and his last "known" physical indicated he weighs in at 163 pounds. (By Mayo standards he falls within the "overweight" range with a 5'6" height)
The sleeper in all of this is not his height but his actual physical condition. The list of drugs that the campaign released that he takes daily, as well as those that they did not release-ie­:maintenan­ce drugs for his past cancer, emotional state, etc makes for a challenging cocktail for a man soon to be 72 years old.
This is just one of several links available to help build the picture of his true physical/mental state.
http://www.politico.com/blogs/jonathanmartin/0508/The_McCain_doc_dump_pooler.html
Height is the least of his problems.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 04:39 PM on 08/15/2008
- brainuser I'm a Fan of brainuser 4 fans permalink

I lived next to a Naval Air Station and knew a lot of the aviators. At first I was surprised how short they were and that I could look over all of them. Of course, they have to fit into their cockpits.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 04:25 PM on 08/15/2008
- Diogenis I'm a Fan of Diogenis 65 fans permalink

Thank God a new desk and chair will not be needed in the oval office. President Obama will fit well.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 04:56 PM on 08/15/2008
- VOTER I'm a Fan of VOTER 167 fans permalink
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McCain is currently much shorter now than when he began his campaign for

President.

He will likely be only 5'6" or 5'5" when Obama takes Office in January, 2009.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 04:22 PM on 08/15/2008
- brainuser I'm a Fan of brainuser 4 fans permalink

In the last photo, who's looking at John?

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 04:21 PM on 08/15/2008

Didn`t his official medical report say he is 5`9"?

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 04:16 PM on 08/15/2008
- tbone99 I'm a Fan of tbone99 93 fans permalink

His lack of attention to style may be the only thing I like about Sen. Mccain.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 04:15 PM on 08/15/2008

Did not know he was only 5'7, but it explains alot.
He has the 'little man' syndrome, like Napoleon. Which, if you think about it, makes things he says and does more clear.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 03:57 PM on 08/15/2008

Exactly. He over-compensates and it's why he scares me. Napolean Syndrome is a way to look at it.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:37 PM on 08/15/2008
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