Alan Au

Alan Au

Posted: August 15, 2008 06:51 AM

Is 5'7" John McCain Dressing For Defeat? (PICTURES)

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There has not been a President in The White House who has stood shorter than 5'8" since President McKinley took office in 1897. At 5'7" John McCain is up against more than just 6'3" Barack Obama, he's up against an American population that has consistently demanded that their guy be the bigger guy.

Does McCain seem to care that 10 of the last 15 elections were taken by a taller candidate? His dress sense indicates not. Instead of styling himself in a way that compliments his height, McCain repeatedly dresses for defeat, sporting styles and outfits that accentuate his short stature.

Had he been campaigning in the era before the ubiquity of television he might have better luck. 11 of our first 25 Presidents were under 5'8", whereas zero of the remaining 17 have stood shorter than 5'9". While the camera may be reputed to add 10lbs, McCain and his style team seems to be banking on the fact that it will also add several inches.

With his oversized suits, grandfatherly sweaters and shirts that swim around his sleeves McCain's sartorial blunders are often magnified by his impeccably styled wife Cindy, who does dress like she belongs in The White House. Look at any un-posed long shot of McCain and his entourage. Can you find him? No. Try looking for Cindy first, then for him in proximity.

In a world dominated by visual images, McCain has the fortunate opportunity to have what every shorter actor wants on camera... a female costar that can make him look taller. McCain can look at least 5'9" standing next to his lovely wife, if dressed in the right wardrobe. However, all too often it just looks like he's trying to ride her coattails into the White House.

With all that said, it's easy to criticize generalities, so below I have provided a spotters guide to McCain's fashion faux pas. Enjoy.

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Most of his shirts fit like this--and they're all too big. The shoulders are too wide, the body is too big and the sleeves are too full. It makes him look smaller and sickly like he's lost too much weight.

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John's McCain's jackets tend to be too big. It's unlikely it's because he needs it for his gut. They're just poor choices. The shoulders are too big and the sleeves are way too long. Look at how his sleeves are folded just to have it at the right length.

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The shoulders on this suit are too wide, making him look smaller, and his sweaters make him look like a grandfather, not a presidential candidate. The sweater says "I need to keep my old bones warm, even in the dead heat of summer." If he's truly in need of a little warmth, a 3-piece suit would be a better choice. He can stay warm and still look more presidential. A vest is a much better option.

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John McCain's suit jackets are too long. He clearly should be wearing a short size, not a regular size. The longer jacket and lower button stance is too low for his frame. Not to mention the jacket is still too wide in the shoulders.

A more suitable cut for his frame and stature would be more of a trimmer fit. It would elongate his body and make him look taller and a trimmer cut would also make him not look so stout. A man can be short and proportioned, but McCain's clothes currently do not reflect that.

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John McCain can also find better fitting casual wear that won't make him look so wide. Beyond the fact that McCain eeds to dress sharper because he's the shorter candidate, he also needs to step it up because he has a beautiful slender wife. Until he dresses better, she steals every shot they are in together. After all, they should look like the first couple already. She already looks like the first lady.

Alan Au is Marketing Director & Vice President of Jimmy Au's for Men 5' 8" and Under in Beverly Hills, California.

There has not been a President in The White House who has stood shorter than 5'8" since President McKinley took office in 1897. At 5'7" John McCain is up against more than just 6'3" Barack Obama, he's...
There has not been a President in The White House who has stood shorter than 5'8" since President McKinley took office in 1897. At 5'7" John McCain is up against more than just 6'3" Barack Obama, he's...
 
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- PatA I'm a Fan of PatA 53 fans permalink
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I think that he is too "proud" to shop in the boys department an Neiman's.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 03:51 PM on 08/15/2008

No matter how John McCain dresses it still won't matter. He will still be an old ugly white man, nothing can change that.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 03:44 PM on 08/15/2008
- the964kid I'm a Fan of the964kid 67 fans permalink
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McCain's lack of style is seriously at the bottom of the list of much bigger problems with this guy. That being said, he does dress like Grandpa SImpson. (not good)

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 03:20 PM on 08/15/2008

LOVE the Members Only jacket

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 03:19 PM on 08/15/2008

Goes with his taste in music.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 08:14 PM on 08/16/2008
- kevc I'm a Fan of kevc permalink
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Can you picture McCain body surfing in Hawaii like Sen Obama?

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 03:17 PM on 08/15/2008

Shudder.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 08:16 PM on 08/16/2008
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So McCain wears $520 loafers, but buys the rest of his attire off the rack!
I'm surprised that he hasn't dug out his old uniform and wear it while campagning just to inforce his (questionable) war hero status.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:53 PM on 08/15/2008
- Diogenis I'm a Fan of Diogenis 66 fans permalink

He did! It no longer fits!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 04:49 PM on 08/15/2008

I hope McCain is dressing for defeat. We need all the help we can get in defeating him and if poor clothing choices will help then I'm all for it.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:50 PM on 08/15/2008
- repearwo I'm a Fan of repearwo 50 fans permalink
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Careful. Do not make him a victim. He may wear over size jackets becauseof his arm movement limitation.

Don't give this guy any more help that the media is giving him.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:45 PM on 08/15/2008
- Diogenis I'm a Fan of Diogenis 66 fans permalink

Oh ya! I forgot about FOX NEWS

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 04:49 PM on 08/15/2008
- VicksieDo I'm a Fan of VicksieDo 4 fans permalink
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By the way, Kerry was taller than Bush and it didn't help him because the FIX WAS ON. Talk about that please.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:44 PM on 08/15/2008

What's to talk about? If you think the only determining factor for a president is his height, then your tinfoil hat is on too tight.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 03:59 PM on 08/15/2008
- Drewkowski I'm a Fan of Drewkowski 4 fans permalink

Thanks for noticing. Kerry also did all the right things to accentuate his stature... pattin Bush on the back, grabbing the arm during the handshakes, standing slightly behind him... all the right moves....

..except for failing to respond to Mr. Swift Boat.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 04:59 PM on 08/15/2008
- BlueOnBlue I'm a Fan of BlueOnBlue 73 fans permalink
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You forgot that friggin Navy cap in the first photo. He wears that whenever he's outside, while saying he won't trade on his war service.

Style is pointless to his base, however. Have you ever been to a country club and seen how those Republicans dress? Clowns have more clothes sense.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:41 PM on 08/15/2008
- necer65 I'm a Fan of necer65 3 fans permalink

There is nothing Presidential looking about McCain. He looks frail and weak. Obama looks strong and polished. I think our next president should have an air of sophistication. McCain certainly has no sophistication. His wife is more sophisticated than him, but she isn't running for president. OBAMA 08

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:33 PM on 08/15/2008

How in the hell did Romney lose to McCain then?

Please don't vote based on who would be the best underwear model. I'm an Obama supporter but I cringe reading comments like yours. People like you should stay home on election day.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 03:34 PM on 08/15/2008
- Merckx I'm a Fan of Merckx 25 fans permalink
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I don't care if the next president is 5 or 7 feet tall.
I do hope he (she) is competent and smart.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:31 PM on 08/15/2008
- pfc1369 I'm a Fan of pfc1369 117 fans permalink
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When he enrolled at Annapolis in 1954 the height requirement was shorter.

I don't beleve, in fact I know, that all the women now at the Academy are not 5-8.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 03:26 PM on 08/15/2008

Did I read somewhere that he was born in Panama? Doesn't that disqualify him? I just don't know - sorry.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:27 PM on 08/15/2008
- pfc1369 I'm a Fan of pfc1369 117 fans permalink
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I don't give a hoot in hell what he looks like.

What scares me is what he is.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:26 PM on 08/15/2008
- foxfan I'm a Fan of foxfan 19 fans permalink

To the Left, McCain is sloppy. To the Right, Obama is slick. It's all in the presentation.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:21 PM on 08/15/2008
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