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Alan Thicke

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Boomerology: Boomer Swagger: Moses And Me

(15) Comments | Posted September 6, 2012 | 8:30 AM

I was disturbed to realize recently that I'm older than Israel... that Moses and I are in the same demographic.

He would doubtless appreciate the progress Baby Boomers have made, tweeting those Commandments instead of lugging them up a mountainside.

We're proud and loud and on our way out the...

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Boomerology: BallBusters and MotherPutters: 'Why golfers are Lousy Lovers'

(25) Comments | Posted May 11, 2012 | 4:46 PM

It's that time of year to examine the most frustrating global obsession since the last frustrating global obsession. The U.S. Open and AT&T championships are upcoming and, glory be, it's Golf Season!

The most common questions asked of golfers everywhere are:

"Why do you do it?" "Are you really wearing...

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The Boomer IQ Test: 'Losing It' or Just 'Misplacing' It?

(34) Comments | Posted January 19, 2012 | 2:02 PM

Why do they bother putting an expiration date on sour cream?
In which direction does a Jewish dyslexic read?
When a ventriloquist performs oral sex, does he move his lips?

Our goal in this column is always to 'Connect the Generations' by offering Lessons for 30-Somethings from People...

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Sexual Malpractice

(27) Comments | Posted January 4, 2012 | 8:37 PM

Sexual Malpractice.

Previously on Boomerology: 'Over half of you now favor legal weed. In Canada, they have that, plus same sex marriage and universal health insurance. You could play hockey one night, hit the pipe at the team bong bash and wake up married to your goalie but...

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The Oscar Surgeons, or, 'How to Look Better Than You Feel'

(22) Comments | Posted December 14, 2011 | 6:44 PM

It's approaching Awards season again, where people who spend weeks choosing an outfit, days planning a hairdo, hours getting made up, suddenly appear on stage and say, 'I wasn't prepared for this... I don't know what to say.'

How 'bout including in the 'thank you's' a fat tip of the...

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Boomerology 101: Gangster Father

(23) Comments | Posted November 30, 2011 | 7:43 AM

Previously On Boomerology: 'Baby Boomers are retiring... let's pass the torch so no one gets burned!'

There's an unemployment report telling us more kids than ever before are joining the family business. This was not a good career move for the Hussein Brothers or Gaddafi Junior but I...

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Boomerology 101: 'BadaBing, BaDaBang, By Da Boomers!'

(9) Comments | Posted November 16, 2011 | 10:53 AM

Previously on 'Boomerology'...

'A guy in my demo might still have a few things on his Bucket List that require a partner and some fragrant lotion.'

When it comes to sex -- and doesn't it always? -- the only thought worse than not having any is that maybe your parents...

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Boomerology 101: Passing the Torch So No One Gets Burned

(80) Comments | Posted November 9, 2011 | 8:13 AM

'Breaking News!' Baby Boomers are Coming of Age this year: Retirement Age! Yes, the first batch of Boomers will grab their Social Security money while it's still there and then we are done like Rick Perry. That means next year, if you're 20/30/or 40-something, you are in charge of the...

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