Alan Thicke

It's that time of year to examine the most frustrating global obsession since the last frustrating global obsession. The U.S. Open and AT&T championships are upcoming and, glory be, it's Golf Season!

The most common questions asked of golfers everywhere are:

"Why do you do it?" "Are you really wearing...

Why do they bother putting an expiration date on sour cream?
In which direction does a Jewish dyslexic read?
When a ventriloquist performs oral sex, does he move his lips?

Our goal in this column is always to 'Connect the Generations' by offering Lessons for 30-Somethings from People...

Sexual Malpractice.

Previously on Boomerology: 'Over half of you now favor legal weed. In Canada, they have that, plus same sex marriage and universal health insurance. You could play hockey one night, hit the pipe at the team bong bash and wake up married to your goalie but...

It's approaching Awards season again, where people who spend weeks choosing an outfit, days planning a hairdo, hours getting made up, suddenly appear on stage and say, 'I wasn't prepared for this... I don't know what to say.'

How 'bout including in the 'thank you's' a fat tip of the...

Previously On Boomerology: 'Baby Boomers are retiring... let's pass the torch so no one gets burned!'

There's an unemployment report telling us more kids than ever before are joining the family business. This was not a good career move for the Hussein Brothers or Gaddafi Junior but I...

Previously on 'Boomerology'...

'A guy in my demo might still have a few things on his Bucket List that require a partner and some fragrant lotion.'

When it comes to sex -- and doesn't it always? -- the only thought worse than not having any is that maybe your parents...

'Breaking News!' Baby Boomers are Coming of Age this year: Retirement Age! Yes, the first batch of Boomers will grab their Social Security money while it's still there and then we are done like Rick Perry. That means next year, if you're 20/30/or 40-something, you are in charge of the...