Scene: Robin and I are sitting in our den. We are empty nesters. The TV is on. She's engrossed in the same program that I'm pretending to be watching when, in fact, I'm wondering why we aren't naked.
And then a commercial. The one where a woman on the phone...
278 Comments | Posted December 21, 2011 | 12/21/11 07:34 PM ET
Last Friday I threw my back out when I bent over to pick up my tooth.
I think that sentence bears repeating.
I threw my back out when I bent over to pick up my tooth.
No, this piece is not about the horrors of...
Posted September 29, 2008 | 09/29/08 02:38 PM ET
Scene: Two kids talking on a playground.
- How come you weren't in school yesterday?
- Because I'm Jewish.
- So?
- It was Rosh Hashanah.
- What's that?
- New Year's.
- But it's only September 30.
-...

9 Comments | Posted January 25, 2012 | 01/25/12 02:26 PM ET