ATTENTION! ATTENTION EVERYONE!!! I have an important announcement.

Barring any imminent settlement of the WGA strike, the 2007 Golden Globe Awards will be held at my apartment on the Westside of Manhattan this year. I have cleared all of this with the Hollywood Foreign Press Association. The HFPA makes only one simple request and that is that you pre-order your meal selection NO LATER than Friday, January 4th, 2008.

The choices are as follows:

1) Tuna Salad, whitefish salad or egg salad (choice of one)

2) Ham, turkey, bologna, swiss cheese (choice of two)

3) Potato salad, macaroni salad, cole slaw (choice of two)

4) Pickles, relish, mustard, mayo, rye bread...all complimentary.

5) Beverages are as follows: Liter of red or white wine or 6 (six) cold bottles of Amstel (promotional) complimentary.

All other cocktails will be cash bar. (Sprite, Coke, Strawberry YooHoo and Diet Peach Snapple are complimentary)

Please e-mail your food order and e-mail your clip for the show to: [e-mail]

A quick Red Carpet, hosted by Radioman, will be held at the parking lot of Tavern on the Green before we are all shuttled to my apartment building. 'Round...5:30-ish? Sound okay?

Looking forward to seeing you all on January 13th at my place.

Comments

[HDR]

I'm not showing up until there's a keg and some ass-burning wings!

[raker]

We need 30 Rock to air at 8 or 9 pm. Who the hell watches a show starting at 8:30? Funniest sitcom on TV but I always forget to quit watching in the middle of the other show I'm enjoying to turn to 30 Rock.

[BobEvansZombie]

Thanks for the invite, Alec. I always thought you got a bit of a bad rap, you've always been one of my favorite actors since Beetlejuice.

Unfortunately, I will be unable to attend since I am on the other side of the country. Thanks for the invite, though.

Merry Christmas.

[suki21693]

What no little quiches? I just love those little quiches.

[Dianekkdi]

Hey there you cutie-pie. :) Well done. Can't say I approve of the bologna on the menu tho--that stuff is real crap.

I'll have the whitefish salad(never tried it), potato salad, coleslaw, and whatever white wine you might wish to recommend. ;) :)

A wish for you for the weather and the season: May your fireplace be cozy and your eggnog perfect.

Merry Chistmas Alec and Happy New Year too!

[YvonnefromDownunder]

Alec - thank you so much for your hospitality, however - Can you please send your private jet for me (I live in Australia, it's really not that far)....and....are you Kosher catering?
Matzo ball soup with Kreplach and Kneidel would be most welcome along with some gefilte fish.
I will be bringing all my Aussie relatives if that's Ok with you!
Looking forward to making your aquantaince - I will very soon be walking the Red carpet myself!
Yvonne Bornstein
www.yvonnebornstein.com

[glaze]

Mr. Baldwin,
I am just a poor boy, though my story's seldom told,...
HOWEVER! I make probably the best bruschetta you ever tasted. I will gladly pay for and make this tomato-based ambrosia for you and your real guests in exchange for an invite, round-trip coach/tourist plane fare, cab fare to and from the airport of your choice, and the couch or a sleeping bag for the night. Next day we talk recipe rights.
Deal?

PS: LOVED you in 'Beetlejuice"!

[Rowaenthe]

Yoo Hoo? MMMmmmm. Okay, that mitigates the lack of Dos Equis Amber somewhat,but I resent that there are no New York Franks being offered. What kind of Manhattanite are you, anyway??

I will be wearing a lovely design by the always avant-garde JCPenney. Where will the photographers be placed? I want to make sure I get the best light...

[bigrhyno]

Alec: we'll make the soirée, we're beautiful people...you'll insist to Nicholson that you know us from somewhere...anyhoo, I have a request. Could you ratchet down the comedy just a smidge? I am beginning to damage my TV set and stereo cabinet with spit-takes, and I actually tore a small rib muscle just the other night. Please be less funny, or I'm gunna send you the bill.

[NoGenius]

cool. i'm bringing that box of red wine that i was going to give my doorman.

and I'm gluten free. is that a problem? or should i bring my own preztels? probably just bring my own.

[lastams]

Cool

[MadMoll]

Radioman.... rules. Best Greeter ever.

[Eli7X]

a li'l bit o' levity...a li'l bit o' you and me. I call the recliner! I'm small enough that we could share that one, Alec.
You could actually take most of these comments and turn them into comedy bits...people are funny! And, it's nice that you have such a great sense of humor to break things up a bit.

[sneezeguard]

Ok, sounds great, but do you do needle exchange?

[MA]

What! No gift bag???
Screw this!!!