ATTENTION! ATTENTION EVERYONE!!! I have an important announcement.
Barring any imminent settlement of the WGA strike, the 2007 Golden Globe Awards will be held at my apartment on the Westside of Manhattan this year. I have cleared all of this with the Hollywood Foreign Press Association. The HFPA makes only one simple request and that is that you pre-order your meal selection NO LATER than Friday, January 4th, 2008.
The choices are as follows:
1) Tuna Salad, whitefish salad or egg salad (choice of one)
2) Ham, turkey, bologna, swiss cheese (choice of two)
3) Potato salad, macaroni salad, cole slaw (choice of two)
4) Pickles, relish, mustard, mayo, rye bread...all complimentary.
5) Beverages are as follows: Liter of red or white wine or 6 (six) cold bottles of Amstel (promotional) complimentary.
All other cocktails will be cash bar. (Sprite, Coke, Strawberry YooHoo and Diet Peach Snapple are complimentary)
Please e-mail your food order and e-mail your clip for the show to: TheglobesareatAlecs@AlecBaldwin.com
A quick Red Carpet, hosted by Radioman, will be held at the parking lot of Tavern on the Green before we are all shuttled to my apartment building. 'Round...5:30-ish? Sound okay?
Looking forward to seeing you all on January 13th at my place.
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I'll be driving in from Hollywood. Will you have valet parking?
I won't need any food but a latte would be good.
Jack
I'll bring a wonderful Ambrosia salad!
It has marshmallows in it!
Awww, Alec's being silly. How cute! :D
I'll just take a warm water sprinkled with herbs, Alex. Thank You.
Okay, I'll submit a clip on behalf of Wolf Blitzer. This hilarious satirical performance effectively portrays the whorish and servile relationship between journalists and political figures. It's a HOOT!
http://www
- Tom
ps. Unfortunately, Wolf won't be able to attend as he'll be on location up Cheney's ass.
Great stuff.
Add some Veggie Sushi and Snapple green tea and I'm there! If you could float me a couple of bucks for gas, as I just purchased a gas guzzling SUV, it would help.
Thanks.
Not quite sure if this is a joke or not (must be one hell of a big place you have got) I am sorry for not coming, have not got a passport!
On the other hand this could be exactly what is needed for the WGA negotiating parties to get together again. It is never healthy to be on strike, especially since you do not seem to have any strike funds other than voluntary donuts.
In any way I hope January 13th will be a nice day, Alec, wherever you may be at the time.
Alternatively, why not host the Globes in Second Life! I know a fantastic island with an awesome screening room.... lol
Alec,you're such a tease!
I would be more than happy to bring my 7-layer Mexi-dip. Good for all those veg heads out there. Veggie beans and Daisy Light sourcream. I have to wonder though...w
Must decline, sorry, my date (Kim) was rather set against it (to say the least). But I am putting my place up for the Oscars, it's no Kodak Theater, but it's more difficult to picket.
What are you getting for the cash bar? I'm hoping to make a little scratch on the Oscar thing since the red carpet is so damned expensive. Best of luck.
Peace on Earth,
ME
While I appreciate your frustration, the award shows are really much more for entertainment insiders than they are for the public at large. I personally appreciate your work and think you deserve every award possible for your work on 30 Rock (seriously, the scene in which you impersonated Mr. Jordan's entire family was one of the funniest things I've ever seen on TV), I don't really care if you have a big ceremony to acknowledge that. Especially not if it means the WGA losing any leverage in this important fight with the studios.
I sincerely hope the writers keep up their resolve and don't bend. It is important for all workers of American Society to see this stand against big business for the right to be paid your due. And I think it's more than time that Alex have a party at his house with the pedestrian foodstuffs most of us enjoy on a regular basis.
Just think of the great movies that will be birthed by Hollywood having to suffer through eating mayonnaise based cuisine washed down with boxed wine and Amstel Light aka The Nectar of The God of Mediocrity.
Oh Alex...if only you had offered a good 'Schwede Ball' recipe with this post...I'm having a party tomorrow night and need something savory to go with my Deviled Eggs and Box O'Fetzer.
Very Funny! However, hate to burst your bubble. I don't see much TV...has the strike affected anything?
...will be there with my favorite Kenyan dish; Wali Wa Nazi na Mchuzi wa Kuku (Coconut Rice and Chicken Curry)...y
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