Biblical Tweets: Top 7 'Historical Tweets' From The Bible (PHOTOS, POLL)

05/25/2010 06:54 am 06:54:59 | Updated May 25, 2011

Where did Twitter come from?

It's an age-old debate. Some argue that Twitter evolved over time from some type of single-celled, micro-blogging organism, while others believe that God created Twitter on the 6th day, right in between manatees and Lady Gaga (Why do you think He tweeted "This is good?").

And since the dawn of time, the Biblical Tweets of holy people have inspired, challenged, and confused us.

So push aside that Gideon's Bible you found in your hotel room. You can now get your fill of historical (and biblical) tweets in our new humor book, Historical Tweets: The Completely Unabridged and Ridiculously Brief History of the World. King James wishes his version was this awesome.

And if you want more spiritual insight from the Old and New Twestaments, check out was created in 2008 by social media agency McBeard Media, who helps clients like Nokia, UCLA, and Pepperdine University reach online audiences with humor and social media.

Biblical Tweets