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Ten Literary Lines To Raise Your Glass To

Posted: 03/17/11 05:16 PM ET

Many great writers have also been great drinkers and their advice around this habit will either want to make you keep going or will stop you forever. But do try not to spit out your scotch laughing at the wit. If you have more to contribute, let us know in the comments section below.

Ernest Hemingway
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"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with fools."

Ernest Hemingway, For Whom the Bell Tolls
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Many great writers have also been great drinkers and their advice around this habit will either want to make you keep going or will stop you forever. But do try not to spit out your scotch laughing at...
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07:56 PM on 03/22/2011
I might want to add this one.
Here is to you and me, may we never disagree,
but if we do to heck with you here is to me
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cybolt
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04:31 AM on 03/22/2011
Martinis, my girl, are deceiving.
Take two at the very most.
Take three and you're under the table.
Take four and you're under the host.

-- Anonymous
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CPAwADD
My super power is sarcasm!
01:58 PM on 03/27/2011
Dorothy Parker allegedly.
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cybolt
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03:31 PM on 03/27/2011
Hey dude, good to see you.

You know, I started to attribute it to her but Ms. Parker was known to accept credit for comments she may not have made at all and if memory serves, this is one of them.
03:05 PM on 03/30/2011
Dorothy Parker.
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triplettam
Mind Bender
01:56 PM on 03/21/2011
"There is one thing to be said in favor of drink, and that is that it has caused many a lady to be loved that otherwise might have died single."

"Alcohol is necessary for a man so that now and then he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed by the facts."

"Freedom is like drink. If you take any at all, you might as well take enough to make you happy for a while."

Finley Peter Dunne (Mr. Dooley)

"Be wary of strong drink, it can make you shoot at the tax collector...and miss."
Robert Heinlein.
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kat momma
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01:25 AM on 03/21/2011
"A hangover is the wrath of grapes."  ~Author Unknown
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ShinjiIkari
Do you understand how stupid it is to be afraid?
10:07 PM on 03/20/2011
“Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.†-- Benjamin Franklin

A great line by probably the most quotable of the Founding Fathers.
05:27 PM on 03/19/2011
The 'Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker' line is actually a poem by Ogden Nash, entitled 'Reflections on Ice'Breaking'.
08:52 AM on 03/19/2011
Hi Alex. Love these quotes, especially the Byron one!

All the best
Adam
www.iwritereadrate.com
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02:59 AM on 03/19/2011
Reminds me of Derek Wallcotts great autobiographical poem Another Life about the obsession and passion that he and his friend St. Omer had for alcohol and art as teenagers attempting to create an Island version of great European art:


We were both fatherless now, and often drunk.

Drunk....
on the clear beer of sunrise
on cheap, tannic Canaries muscatel...
as Van Gogh's shadow rippling on a cornfield,
on Cezanne's boots grinding the stones of Aix
to shales of slate, ochre, and Vigie blue,
on Ganguin's hand shaking the gin-coloured dew
from the umbrella yams......


But drunkenly or secretly we swore...
that we would never leave the island
until we had put down in, in paint, in words,
...all of its sunken, leaf-choked ravines,
every neglected, selfpitying inlet
muttering in the brackish dialect......
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StevieTheK
On n'oublie rien, rien du tout
11:05 PM on 03/18/2011
Samuel Johnson also said:
"A second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience"

Wise fellow indeed.
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wishfulslinkings
10:33 PM on 03/18/2011
This I LIKE. Great quotes.

Finally, the word literary on HP.

Amazing
JNarragansett
Check your premises
04:41 PM on 03/18/2011
"A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her." - W.C. Fields
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08:04 AM on 03/18/2011
“I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.â€

Rodney Dangerfield

Now there was a literary genus for ya! Hahahahhaa
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naschkatze
A free man creates himself.
04:10 PM on 03/18/2011
LOL
07:30 AM on 03/18/2011
"Let there be dancing in the streets, drinking in the saloons, and necking in the parlor!" -- Groucho Marx
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06:16 AM on 03/18/2011
But the greatest of these is Keats:

O, for a draught of vintage! that hath been
Cool’d a long age in the deep-delved earth,
Tasting of Flora and the country green,
Dance, and Provencal song, and sunburnt mirth!
O for a beaker full of the warm South,
Full of the true, the blushful Hippocrene,
With beaded bubbles winking at the brim,
And purple-stained mouth;
That I might drink, and leave the world unseen,
And with thee fade away into the forest dim...
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StevieTheK
On n'oublie rien, rien du tout
11:08 PM on 03/18/2011
now you've reminded me that Keats and Yeats don't rhyme. It took me decades to forget that.
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PerryLogan
We don't want your guns. We just want your women.
07:57 AM on 03/19/2011
Do what I do--simply forget about Yeats. He was a complete second-rater.