Alexander Walters
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Alexander Walters is a freelance journalist who has contributed to The Independent, The Guardian, The Telegraph and The Times. His other job is in digital product development at the Financial Times, ironically the only national broadsheet for which he has never written.

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Why You Should Never Keep Drunken Promises

(0) Comments | Posted September 11, 2012 | 5:44 PM

We make the most foolish promises to ourselves when we're drunk. The process usually starts on a school night drinking session, somewhere between the second pint and the third, at the moment when you decide that you're definitely not just "having a couple".

My favourite promise, usually made when I...

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Why Ugly People Shouldn't Bother With Fashion

(43) Comments | Posted September 3, 2012 | 10:00 AM

It's a Saturday afternoon and, having told me that my wardrobe is a little "tired", my girlfriend decides to take me shopping in Shoreditch. We go to a store called A.P.C. It's French, which is apparently justification for charging £75 for a t-shirt. 

Once inside I immediately feel uncomfortable. The people in here...

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Why Ugly People Shouldn't Bother With Fashion

(2) Comments | Posted August 23, 2012 | 7:49 AM

It's a Saturday afternoon and, having told me that my wardrobe is a little "tired", my girlfriend decides to take me shopping in Shoreditch. We go to a store called A.P.C. It's French, which is apparently justification for charging £75 for a t-shirt. 

Once inside I immediately feel uncomfortable. The people in here...

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Montgomery Burns Returns - Rupert Murdoch is Back to His Machiavellian Best

(2) Comments | Posted April 26, 2012 | 4:30 AM

As Rupert Murdoch picked up the bible on his first appearance at the Leveson enquiry (no, it didn't burst into flames), the sharp-eyed might have spotted a hint of a grin on the old man's cadaverous features. Gone was the doddering, humble pensioner of the last year and in his...

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Google Uses Your Data to Predict What You're Going To Do Next - One Day So Might the Government

(15) Comments | Posted April 10, 2012 | 8:00 PM

Companies such as Google, Facebook and Amazon have long been using consumer data to work out who you are, how you behave and consequently what you might buy next. This is why Amazon might bombard you with adverts for iPad cases just after you've purchased an iPad ("Customers who bought...

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Why the Sun on Sunday Is Murdoch's Last Hurrah

(5) Comments | Posted February 21, 2012 | 10:02 AM

In the closing days of 1968, a little-known Australian newspaper proprietor flew to London with the intention of taking a gamble. By the fifth day of 1969 he had mortgaged his entire business to purchase The News of the World, then a bloated and barely-profitable behemoth of a paper. Forty...

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The Press Needs to Put Its House in Order - but Regulation Is Not the Answer

(9) Comments | Posted January 11, 2012 | 7:00 PM

Journalists have rarely ranked high in the affections of the British public. Occasionally venerated for noble efforts abroad or campaigns at home, they are mostly left to languish alongside society's bottom feeders - politicians, for example, or estate agents. Even the clergy is more trustworthy than the British hack,

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The Autumn Statement Brings More Austerity for Britain - but Osborne Gets Marks for Style

(0) Comments | Posted November 29, 2011 | 6:44 PM

George Osborne's autumn statement brought with it lashings of pain sweetened by some business-friendly platitudes and the odd bit of Thatcherite rhetoric for the Tory old boys.

His stirring defence of the right-to-buy scheme as "one of the greatest social policies of our time" and the announcement of its revival...

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A Very Middle Class Revolution - Why We Need The IPhone Activists Of The Occupy Wall Street Movement

(7) Comments | Posted November 20, 2011 | 7:00 PM

There is nothing that middle class people like to do more than worry. We're an entire social class of worriers. We worry about everything, from whether our new iPhone is going to arrive on time to what on earth we're going to do about that awful crisis in Darfur. Or...

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