A short film script, in response to this message from the Hollywood liberal elite.
INT. LUXURIOUS MANSION - DAY
KELSEY GRAMMER speaks into CAMERA.
No, but seriously: don't vote. Unless you
make over $250,000 a year.
Grammer eats a piece of sushi off a BEAUTIFUL NAKED WOMAN in his Beverly Hills mansion. She may or may not be dead.
EXT. IN FRONT OF "SEINFELD" DINER - DAY
JOHN O'HURLEY (a.k.a. Elaine's boss J. Peterman) stands in front of the famous Seinfeld diner.
I know the liberals were being ironic, but
this is serious. Plus shorter and less boring.
Please don't vote, unless you don't believe in
He NUDGES a legless VETERAN on one of those rolling dolly things down the street. The Veteran CRASHES into a garbage can.
INT. FAMILY PLANNING CLINIC - DAY
A NURSE hands a BOYFRIEND and GIRLFRIEND information on having safe sex.
Here you are...
CHUCK NORRIS stands beside her.
So don't vote, unless you don't believe in
He ROUNDHOUSE KICKS her in the face, sending her through the window.
Because there's too much at stake not
to NOT vote.
Wait, did I say that right?