Hollywood Republicans Respond to Satirical "Don't Vote" PSA with Counter-PSA

A short film script, in response to this message from the Hollywood liberal elite.

FADE IN:

INT. LUXURIOUS MANSION - DAY
KELSEY GRAMMER speaks into CAMERA.

KELSEY GRAMMER
No, but seriously: don't vote. Unless you
make over $250,000 a year.

Grammer eats a piece of sushi off a BEAUTIFUL NAKED WOMAN in his Beverly Hills mansion. She may or may not be dead.

EXT. IN FRONT OF "SEINFELD" DINER - DAY

JOHN O'HURLEY (a.k.a. Elaine's boss J. Peterman) stands in front of the famous Seinfeld diner.

JOHN O'HURLEY
I know the liberals were being ironic, but
this is serious. Plus shorter and less boring.
Please don't vote, unless you don't believe in
time tables.

He NUDGES a legless VETERAN on one of those rolling dolly things down the street. The Veteran CRASHES into a garbage can.

INT. FAMILY PLANNING CLINIC - DAY

A NURSE hands a BOYFRIEND and GIRLFRIEND information on having safe sex.

NURSE
Here you are...

CHUCK NORRIS stands beside her.

CHUCK NORRIS
So don't vote, unless you don't believe in
family planning.

He ROUNDHOUSE KICKS her in the face, sending her through the window.

CHUCK NORRIS
Because there's too much at stake not
to NOT vote.
(off CAMERA)
Wait, did I say that right?

FADE OUT:

Comments

[motamrqs]

Chuck Norris's still alive???

[Js420]

Chuck Norris what a joke

[Deluded]

Would U say that to his face?

[BlackJAC]

Given that there's nothing he can do to you and remain on the right side of the law if you do?

[ADunafraid]

he is almost 70 so yes at 28 and in the best shape of my life I will say that to his face.

[BoVandy]

ummm, yes? He's what 65? Do you really think he can roundhouse kick someone without breaking his hip at this point?

[Leslib]

Norris kicks a woman in the face? Now there's some Republican family values for you. Believe what I believe or I will hurt you.

[pmharrell]

Lame.

[BoVandy]

or damn funny