We stand to sing our national anthem because it is THE LAW (Ed: it is not a law). Standing for our anthem is tradition and it is to honor our flag and our country. We put our hand over our heart and it is a contract, just like putting our...
(3) Comments | Posted May 21, 2012 | 12:28 PM
The times, they are a-changing. The traditional family is no longer so traditional. Marriage is being fought over on an international level, and yet it seems fewer and fewer people want to enter into that contract.
Many women find that while having a healthy career, they don't have time for...
(1) Comments | Posted May 14, 2012 | 6:39 PM
Hi, babe!
Don't hang up! Look I know we're in a big fight right now and you need time to cool off, but I wanted to run something by you.
So I went and did a little shopping today. Yes, I know I don't need to be out...
(14) Comments | Posted April 11, 2012 | 2:26 PM
Hey, everybody! I'm pregnant! But if you're a woman, so are you! That is, if you have a period and you live in Arizona. Sorry to the men out there who are reading this and don't want to get into all this icky female stuff, but it's official government news...
(1) Comments | Posted April 4, 2012 | 6:20 PM
For the record, I am not a crazy cat lady. No matter how many cat calendars, cat magnets or cat notebooks my mother gives me, or how many cute Lolcats people post on my Facebook wall... I'm really a dog person, I grew up with dogs. I'm not that into...
(6) Comments | Posted February 14, 2012 | 5:08 PM
I spoke with Psychic to the Stars, Psychic Girl, aka Jusstine Kenzer about who would make the perfect date for me on Valentines Day.
ALI: I don't have a date for Valentines Day. I have a boyfriend. Yet, I'm still dateless on Valentines Day.
JUSSTINE: You have...
(2) Comments | Posted February 6, 2012 | 2:54 PM
My boyfriend has been brainwashed by these crazy militant activists and I fear I'm losing him. I hardly see him anymore. He's obsessed with these nuts. And even when he is sitting in front of me, he's not really "there." He's constantly checking his phone, seeing what his new flock...
(2) Comments | Posted January 27, 2012 | 2:41 PM
Ladies! The biggest day of the year is coming up. Don't let another year of a flower-free desk or chocolate-less, barren, empty life make you miserable. If you don't get a ring, a date, a kiss or even a hello come this 14th, you could be one step away from...
(1) Comments | Posted January 10, 2012 | 11:25 AM
So, when you meet Tim, just don't mention the, you know. I mean, time has passed but he's still a bit sensitive about it and all. It totally wasn't his fault.
See, he lives above an Olde English Pub, which was built a few thousand years ago and is more...
(0) Comments | Posted January 8, 2012 | 5:37 PM
Okay, I was never good at math, but 60 pounds equals 60 pounds. Right? If you have 60 pounds in one bag, and then take 15 pounds out and put it in another bag and both of those bags are going on a plane you are still taking 60 pounds...
(4) Comments | Posted April 25, 2011 | 3:46 PM
Some time ago I was in a horrible crash. And I think I still have Post Traumatic Stress Disorder. Whenever I come near any sensation anything like it, I shut down, unable to deal with the emotions that rise up in me... I'm still not over the Republican take over.
...(11) Comments | Posted March 11, 2011 | 1:37 PM
Dear Charlie Sheen:
Recently it came to my attention that my followers on Twitter had, unbeknownst to me, recommended me to you for your open Goddess position at your Sober Valley Ranch. I have to admit that when I first heard about this, I thought I must have been overqualified...
(7) Comments | Posted November 23, 2010 | 12:31 PM
Hey, have you heard of that horrible show called Fox News? Get this. They call themselves a news station. Well, they should really get some fact checkers. I was on my smart phone at Intelligentista, drinking my macchiato this morning, when I almost barfed on my Surface To Air hoodie....
(35) Comments | Posted August 16, 2010 | 5:16 PM
Biopics are normally saved for the icons that are old and wrinkled octogenarians reflecting back on their life of accomplishments. But what if through sheer grit, determination, talent and an unyielding belief in yourself, you've managed to cram all that life and success into half a lifetime?
Sarah Townsend...
(1) Comments | Posted July 27, 2010 | 11:01 AM
Hi. This is Jason Bentley, host of KCRW's Morning Becomes Eclectic, KCRW's flagship music show that has been on the air for more than thirty years. This is also Jason Bentley music director for KCRW. I love Neko Case.
We here at KCRW provide our listeners with the cutting edge...
(9) Comments | Posted July 15, 2010 | 12:43 AM
It's been two weeks since Showtime's The Tudors ended and I feel a huge sense of loss -- a big gaping hole in my life. I truly miss Henry. Not the factual, tyrannical, fat, red-headed Henry. That one was made up by historians, culled from documents and portraits found from...
(3) Comments | Posted June 5, 2010 | 6:15 PM
Paul Provenza is a thirty-year stand up veteran and actor who made the critically acclaimed documentary The Aristocrats, about the dirtiest joke ever told. Now he's brought the filth that comedians spew to America's bookshelves with !Satiristas!, a new book with Dan Dion's photography, and the Showtime series The Green...
(9) Comments | Posted May 19, 2010 | 6:09 PM
Due to the privacy concerns of Facebook, Ali has abandoned the social networking site in favor of Foursquare. Foursquare is a new networking site and GPS styled phone application designed to let her friends know what she is up to, and more importantly, exactly where.
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(5) Comments | Posted May 13, 2010 | 11:37 AM
When I was visiting with my Dad some time ago, he asked me a simple question I couldn't answer...'Who are the Kardashians and why are we keeping up with them?'
Now, my Dad is a pretty pop culture savvy guy. He's a man that can never turn down a Rutger...
(1) Comments | Posted April 8, 2010 | 11:50 PM
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Arclight theatres.
I'm your entertainment chaperone for the sold out 8:45 showing of Hot Tub Time Machine, starring John "I have more gambling debts than you might think" Cusack.
We appreciate you choosing Arclight. And may I add that I personally appreciate...

(1) Comments | Posted June 1, 2012 | 6:41 PM