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Me and My Keurig

Posted: 02/ 8/2012 6:56 pm

I have a complicated relationship with my Keurig. It was given to us at Christmas by my husband's children. It was an amazing gift, thoughtful, inventive, and big. It is big. It is also streamlined and beautiful. I'd never seen anything like it before, which made them laugh hysterically (as it did half my friends). Confession: I don't work in an office and when I do go to offices, they don't usually invite me into the kitchen. The fact that I'd never seen anything like it before made me feel a little bit like Abe Simpson.

I also felt a little bit the way someone probably felt in the '50s when they got their first blender. "Wow, I can actually make a margarita at home. I can make a milkshake. I wonder if I can make gazpacho?" The waring blender was probably invented in the '30s and someone is probably about to correct me. Yep. I just looked it up, the blender was invented in the '30s and the waring blender was named after Fred Waring, a musician who financed the fine tuning of the Hamilton Beach invention. (Don't ask me about the patent rights.) But I wonder if my grandmother wanted to buy stock in the Waring company. (My grandmother bought stock in Campbells' Soup when they invented Campbell's Cream of Tomato Soup -- I don't know how she did with that, but there was no way you could get her to sell that stock.) I have a friend who wanted to buy stock in Keurig and is mad at her husband because they didn't. Apparently it was a good stock buy. I'm not sure I would want to buy stock in Keurig because I'm not sure it's ecological and I have an issue with that. Also, I missed the boat. The time to buy the stock was when the Keurig came out, not when it arrived in my kitchen last December.

I had no idea how to work it. It's simply really but it's also quirky. The little container has to be lined up just right, the disposable coffee thing dropped in after it's heated. There's an eco-friendly filter, too, but the one we have doesn't work so well. My friend who wanted to buy stock says there's another one that works better and she just sent me the link. It's red, though. I'm not sure why. I still think eco-filters should be gold but I'm old-fashioned. It also makes tea. And apparently hot chocolate, but I haven't tried that yet. Sometimes I pour a little half and half into the bottom of the cup just as it starts brewing in an effort to make a faux latte. This only sort of works. But it's fun.

It also talks to you in the morning, ready, not ready, and the little display tells you when it's time to add water. Sometimes it says "Prime." (Yes, I realize I'm starting to anthropomorphize my Keurig.) "Prime" apparently means you're supposed to dump the water out and refill it but since we only use bottled water that feels wasteful so I figured out how to game it. If you just unplug it and plug it back in, the "Prime" message goes away, making me wonder how smart it is really. I am happy that I'm smarter than my Keurig. I'm thinking about naming it. I will start to worry about one of us though, if it starts to respond to its name.

 
 
 

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MIMom
Your ad here.
09:57 PM on 02/21/2012
Sorry, what was your point, again?

I love my Keurigs. Not sure why you found yours so complicated.
08:39 PM on 02/16/2012
It is a fresh cup of coffee every time. There is large array of coffee selections. A bit more expensive then brewing a pot, but no waste no clean up.
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ObamaSupporterPete
11:39 PM on 02/11/2012
What she doesn't mention is the coffee itself. It's crap, but she could have said so. This is a ode to an appliance. She really needs to get out more.
08:43 PM on 02/16/2012
A sad example of the value of information. How can the coffee be crap when every major brand comes in the K-cup and the temperature is controllable and it is a fresh cup every time. If you want to comment on the cost being higher that is true, the word crap is .........
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ObamaSupporterPete
11:37 PM on 02/16/2012
They still make instance coffee. I've sampled the wares and it's not at all good. See "crap" above.
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beerbagger
12-pack of genius
11:45 AM on 02/11/2012
Elsewhere, some don't have a coffeepot, nor a window to...
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09:34 PM on 02/10/2012
I use french presses and my Dad's collection of old chemex's, i can't imagine pods, the ritual is as relaxing to me as the coffee.

(RIP Dad!)
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Rochelle MacDonald
Living life at the legally accepted maxium speed
07:11 PM on 02/10/2012
I'm not exactly sure what a keurig is, does it dispense coffee or something?
06:18 PM on 02/10/2012
AeroPress is a much better option than Keurig for single serving coffee.

Pro:
--Costs about $25
--You can use any coffee of your choice
--2 minutes to make a cup
--20 seconds to clean up
--Portable (I use mine at the office, but we also take it camping)
--MUCH, MUCH less filter waste (you can get reusable filters too)
--BEST TASTING COFFEE YOU WILL DRINK. (sorry for shouting, but it's true. It's on par with my Rancilio Silvia)
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mairs
11:37 AM on 02/10/2012
I kept seeing your heading about your Keurig, and I would try to guess what it was as I passed by on the site. I finally clicked to see what you were talking about.
09:31 PM on 02/09/2012
There's nothing wrong with a drip coffee maker if you know how to use it. In fact don't let any hipsters try to convince you that the fancy pourover stuff is any different. Biggest difference is that the pourover coffee "experts" are just using better beans with a better grind. Upgrade your beans and grind, better yet get an inexpensive burr mill and grind just what you need for a drip machine, even a single cup drip machine and you'll get better coffee. Much better than anything the Keurig can manage, plus you'll feel better because paper filters are biodegradeable, compostable and just as environmentally friendly as the used coffee grounds they make.

I personally have an espresso machine. It's probably the most environmentally friendly way to make the best cup of coffee, no filters to buy so no packaging waste and I can make real cappucinos instead of the faux ones all the single serve ones make. All it takes is a little knowledge and practice to get it done right.
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dahpunkster
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09:16 PM on 02/09/2012
you should name the keurig bart. my friend has an expresso machine that makes better than starbuck's like lattes , but with all the stuff you have to buy in order to make it work its cheaper to go to starbucks.
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BeanBoo
07:34 PM on 02/09/2012
I love my Keurig :) Best Christmas present ever!!! (Thanks Mom and Dad!)
07:17 PM on 02/09/2012
I for one, couldn't live without my Keurig. Bought it about 3/4 years ago. When I run out of "pods" it's a sad occasion around my house, because then I have to manually fill up the one cup plastic dome thing that makes one cup of coffee and then you have to rinse the entire contraption after using it. So, once again I just re-ordered my Keurig Cups and spent about $100.00 which will last about a month. Kind of a waste of money when you consider a good bag of freshly ground coffee can cost about $4.99-$6.99 and you can brew an entire pop. Hmm, might have to reconsider my Keurig, buy 20 terrible cups of that overpriced coffee shop or....nevermind keeping the Keurig!
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03:22 PM on 02/11/2012
$50+/lb for coffee?
As Ole P.T. Barnum used to say there's one born every minute!
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MISTERUNCONVENTIONAL
The only attitude I've ever had is a bad one.
06:15 PM on 02/09/2012
This thread is akin to a bunch of heroin addicts talking about their favorite style of insulin syringes.

Geez, America is truly addicted to this stuff. Go caffeine free for six weeks and see all the health issues that just GO AWAY. Then decide if you need to keep feeding the habit.

Most of you won't make it past the 5 days of headaches it takes to go cold turkey. Suggestion: Taper down to one cup a day before you go.
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dahpunkster
author, cartoonist people watcher
09:19 PM on 02/09/2012
SO sorry we offended you talking about java....... geez
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stellaone23
12:04 PM on 02/10/2012
i'm always puzzled by people who read articles about subjects they disagree with just to ridicule the people who don't. it's like the people who will read a style article and then make statements like "why is this news?" my question is "why did you CHOOSE to read it? you did have the choice not to do so."
06:11 PM on 02/10/2012
There are drawbacks, but coffee is good for you.

http://www.webmd.com/food-recipes/features/coffee-new-health-food
itsmecissy
cat loving bird nerd
04:10 PM on 02/09/2012
Have had my Keurig since October 2011. Have not had one problem (yes, I use bottled water). As for making weak coffee, there are tons of different types of K-cups. You need to experiment to find the perfect strength for your taste. I'm a "stand a spoon up in my coffee" kind of girl and I've found the San Francisco brand of French Roast K-cup delivers. I also brew it (2 actually) on the smallest cup size. Buying in bulk at Costco means about 52 cents per K-cup. Far less than I was spending at Starbucks each morning.
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Seeitmyway
03:40 PM on 02/09/2012
Love my Capresso and wouldn't buy any other coffee maker.... but I do admit to feeling like a little kid when I go to my dentist's office and am able make my very own cup with their Keurig.