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Here's 2 Minutes Of Disney Characters Falling Down

(4) Comments | Posted July 26, 2014 | 9:07 AM

How's that song go? Slippity doo-da?

Apart from falling in general, one of the worst parts of being a professional costume actor has got to be the massive potential for emotional harm. Think about it: There you are, all gussied up in your Baloo costume, a-skippin' and a-jumpin' in the...

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This Pregnant Goat Will Forever Change What You Think Is Beautiful

(114) Comments | Posted July 24, 2014 | 9:26 AM

This goat is old, hairy, pregnant and is possibly quite grumpy.

She is beautiful.

She is not beautiful despite her flaws, but because of them. WHEN WILL HUMANITY LEARN?

UPDATE: July 25 -- She has a name. Her name is Georgia.

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Man Buried Alive In Sand Tunnel Collapse Was 'A Perfect Son': Family

(10) Comments | Posted July 23, 2014 | 10:25 AM

A Northern California family is reeling from the tragic loss of their son, who died Monday evening after a sand tunnel collapsed on him at the beach.

Relatives say Adam Pye, 26, of San Lorenzo, was a hard worker and recent college graduate with a bright future ahead of...

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Florida Couple Filmed Having Sex On Beach Just Doesn't Give A...

(218) Comments | Posted July 22, 2014 | 9:52 AM

Sex on the beach: In porn and cocktails, it has potential. Out of context, it'll just get you arrested.

A Florida couple learned that the hard way Sunday afternoon, after they had a little frolic in front of an audience at Cortez Beach in Bradenton, according to...

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Teacher Who Allegedly Threatened Student Over Sex Admitted To Psychiatric Facility: Report

(25) Comments | Posted July 22, 2014 | 9:36 AM

A Connecticut teacher, accused of threatening to fail a student over their alleged sexual relationship, was admitted to a psychiatric facility following her arrest earlier this month, according to court documents.

As of July 8, Danielle Watkins has been receiving treatment at Silver Hills, a locked residential...

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Behold The Sea Tank, Beach Assault Vehicle Of The Future

(8) Comments | Posted July 21, 2014 | 3:40 PM

Is your rogue nation or terrorist organization defended by sea walls? If you answered yes to that question, you'd better start praying, because the USA has a motherf***ing sea tank now.

That's right. A sea tank. An Ultra Heavy-lift Amphibious Connector (UHAC). A tank that goes on...

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Man Sets World Record With Most Homer Simpson Tattoos

(10) Comments | Posted July 21, 2014 | 9:54 AM

To paraphrase Homer Simpson: If you want to remember something, get a tattoo.

Lee Weir probably doesn't need any more reminders of how awesome he is. The 27-year-old New Zealand man has set a Guinness World Record for "most tattoos of the same cartoon character...

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Raw Video Of Hot Air Balloon Hitting Power Lines Surfaces

(1) Comments | Posted July 21, 2014 | 8:37 AM

Raw video of a hot air balloon accident in Massachusetts has emerged.

The video, which was recorded by Jose Papelo and obtained by the Wall Street Journal, shows the moment a pink-and-white checkered hot air balloon grazes power lines in the town of Clinton, about...

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Kidnapped 5-Year-Old Girl Dies In Shootout After High-Speed Chase

(63) Comments | Posted July 20, 2014 | 9:50 AM

A 5-year-old kidnapping victim was fatally shot following a high speed chase on Friday.

Police in Leavenworth, Kansas, said that the little girl, Cadence Harris, was abducted from an unknown area earlier that evening. A police chase began in Atchison County before crossing into Missouri, and then back...

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Here Is About 2 Minutes Of Flies Getting Capped With A Plastic Gun That Shoots Salt

(14) Comments | Posted July 20, 2014 | 9:06 AM

World hunger. Climate change. Poverty. These are problems that the human race has struggled with and failed to address adequately.

House flies? Pssht. Got that covered.

This is video of the Bug-A-Salt, a plastic gun that shoots table salt at flies.

It was successfully crowdfunded...

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If You Flex Too Hard, This Might Happen (VIDEO)

(68) Comments | Posted July 19, 2014 | 9:46 AM

When you get swole, it's hard not to flex. But what if you flex too hard?

You might pass out. Then your friends will laugh at you, negating the swole factor.

This is a public service announcement brought to you via an old YouTube video.

(Also: CLEAN...

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High School Tennis Star Dies Following Cardiac Arrest During Workout

(39) Comments | Posted July 17, 2014 | 8:55 AM

A California teen who was a star athlete at her high school died a week after she mysteriously suffered cardiac arrest during a workout.

Family told KNBC that Morgan Wilson, 17, died Wednesday afternoon, more than a week after her unexpected collapse. Although paramedics who...

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Police Seek Public's Help In School Counselor Murder Investigation

(2) Comments | Posted July 16, 2014 | 1:54 PM

Police in North Carolina are asking for the public's help in the case of a popular school counselor who was murdered in June.

Maggie Daniels, 31, was found dead in her Newton home June 28. Although more than 100 people have been interviewed in the case, and...

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Man Burns Down House Trying To Kill Spider With Homemade Flamethrower

(46) Comments | Posted July 16, 2014 | 9:51 AM

He's just an ordinary guy, burning down the house.

Fire officials said a West Seattle man on a quixotic quest to rid his home of a vile spider ended up torching his abode on Tuesday evening.

The man told firefighters that he saw a spider in...

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Texas Judge Pleads For Leniency: ‘You're Going To Ruin My Life'

(258) Comments | Posted July 16, 2014 | 8:26 AM

A Texas judge pleaded with police for leniency after admitting to DWI over the weekend.

CBS News reports that Nora Longoria, justice for the 13th Court of Appeals, was arrested early Saturday after police in McAllen, Texas, pulled her over for doing 69 in a 55 mph...

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Federal Judge Stays Execution Of Killer John C. Middleton

(21) Comments | Posted July 15, 2014 | 11:17 AM

A Federal judge has granted a stay of execution for a Missouri inmate on death row.

John C. Middleton, 54, was scheduled to die by lethal injection Wednesday, in what would have marked the sixth execution in Missouri in 2014.

In a petition filed July 15, Middleton's attorneys...

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Teacher William Buchman Pleads Guilty After Hoarding 400 Snakes In House

(4) Comments | Posted July 14, 2014 | 10:29 AM

A California man who improperly kept more than 400 snakes in his Santa Ana home pleaded guilty to animal abuse charges last week.

William Frederick Buchman was sentenced to three years formal probation and 100 hours of community service on July 10, according to KTLA. A judge also...

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Joy McCall Sentenced To 10 Years For Sex With Friend's 12-Year-Old Son

(235) Comments | Posted July 14, 2014 | 10:11 AM

A 36-year-old Florida woman has been sentenced to prison after admitting she had sex with her friend's 12-year-old son.

Joy McCall, who has children the same age as the victim, was sentenced Tuesday to 10 years in prison, with 134 days credit for time served, according to...

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Teacher Tiffany Leiseth Accused Of Having Sex With 2 Students

(353) Comments | Posted July 11, 2014 | 10:12 AM

A Pennsylvania teacher has been charged with felony institutional sexual assault following allegations that she had sex with two 18-year-old students at her home.

Tiffany Leiseth, 26, worked as a substitute English teacher in the New Brighton School District, northwest of Pittsburgh. The victims in the case...

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Accused Naked Burglar Molests Little Girls In Police Standoff: Cops

(7) Comments | Posted July 10, 2014 | 9:23 AM

A California man was arrested following a police stand-off at a San Jose home Monday.

Cops said a naked Victor Manzanares broke into the house through a back door while a mother and her three children were home, and the father had gone out to get them...

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