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'Overwhelming' Stink Leads Cops To Massive Illegal Lobster Stash

(2) Comments | Posted October 18, 2014 | 9:08 AM

It was one shell of a bust, but the officers had probable claws.

Cops in South Africa got tipped off to a foul odor on Thursday. They arrived to find a pickup truck with a tarp covering its bed, and an "overwhelming stench" of fish coming from it.

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Mouthless 'Elephant' Pig Born In China

(15) Comments | Posted October 17, 2014 | 3:25 PM

Some people may be familiar with the South Park episode "An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig." Rest assured that this unfortunate creature had nothing to do with that.

From the looks of its long snout, one might get the impression that this piglet is part elephant, but it isn't....

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Pintor David Huggins dice que perdió su virginidad con una amante alienígena (EXPLÍCITO)

(3) Comments | Posted October 17, 2014 | 1:58 PM

No es el tipo de encuentro cercano del que mucha gente hable, pero un artista de New Jersey dice que se siente mejor cuando pinta sus experiencias sexuales con alienígenas.

"Perdí mi virginidad con una mujer extraterrestre", dice David Huggins en el tráiler de "Love and Saucers", un...

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Painter David Huggins Says He Lost His Virginity To Alien Lover (NSFW)

(23) Comments | Posted October 17, 2014 | 1:00 PM

It's not the kind of close encounter many people discuss, but one New Jersey-based artist says he feels better when he paints his sexual experiences with aliens.

"I lost my virginity to an extraterrestrial woman," David Huggins says in the trailer for a forthcoming documentary about his life and work,...

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Australian 'Spider Man': Bug Burrows Through Man's Chest

(20) Comments | Posted October 17, 2014 | 10:44 AM

His friends call him "Spider Man," but that doesn't bug him.

Australian Dylan Thomas picked up an unexpected souvenir on a recent trip to Bali. Doctors said they removed a tiny tropical spider, about the size of a match head, from his torso after it burrowed under...

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French Conservatives Struggle With Giant Inflatable Butt-Plug

(28) Comments | Posted October 17, 2014 | 10:04 AM

Paris. Anyone who's been there knows that the locals can be a little uptight. Now, there's a reason that people can point to... and photograph, and complain about to the media.

French ultra-conservatives are pretty upset that there's a giant butt-plug in the middle of Place Vendome,...

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La modelo Sara X mueve sus bubis al ritmo de Mozart (NSFW)

(5) Comments | Posted October 16, 2014 | 2:28 PM

¿Qué pasa cuando el entretenimiento culto y el burdo se encuentran en Internet? Esto.

El fin de semana la modelo aficionada a los tatuajes, Sara X, subió un video a su canal de YouTube en el que balancea sus senos al ritmo de una pieza de...

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Rachel Kohnen, Pregnant Woman In Labor, Held At Gunpoint By Police After High-Speed Chase

(418) Comments | Posted October 16, 2014 | 1:08 PM

An Iowa couple speeding to the hospital was held at gunpoint by police.

It began early Tuesday morning, when mom Rachel Kohnen went into labor. Although she'd had three other children, Rachel told WHO-TV that something felt different this time, like the baby was going to come...

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DWI Suspect Luis Rodriguez-Neri Bribes Cops With Mountain Dew: Police

(4) Comments | Posted October 15, 2014 | 12:04 PM

Unfortunately, this New Mexico DWI suspect wasn't just doin' the Dew. In fact, things got a little extreme after his arrest... but at least it wasn't a Code Red.

Luis Rodriguez-Neri told a Bernalillo County deputy that he'd drank "six shots of Bacardi" before getting behind the...

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Crooked Cop Let Woman Off In Exchange For Oral Sex: Police

(15) Comments | Posted October 14, 2014 | 12:33 PM

A Florida sheriff's deputy faces felony charges after officials said he accepted oral sex from a woman in exchange for not arresting her.

Ted Arboleda, 32, was arrested Monday. He is charged with unlawful compensation or reward for official behavior.

"It's discouraging and demoralizing to the...

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Darth Vader Running For Ukrainian Parliament Under Aegis Of Internet Party

(4) Comments | Posted October 14, 2014 | 10:05 AM

The Ukrainian Internet Party is backing a dark horse candidate for parliament in the October elections. It's a guy dressed like Darth Vader.

In a series of campaign ads, the Sith lord strums the Imperial March on a traditional Ukrianian instrument, sticks his light saber in the...

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'Crabzilla' or 'Crapzilla' -- You Decide

(58) Comments | Posted October 14, 2014 | 8:17 AM

Nowadays, it seems the world is just littered with crises. But one thing we don't have to worry about is "Crabzilla."

A photo depicting what appears to be a 50-foot crab hanging out near a wharf in Kent, England, started making the rounds on the Internet earlier this...

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'Everybody That Plays Frisbee Golf Smokes Weed,' Says Cop Accused Of Profiling Driver

(19) Comments | Posted October 13, 2014 | 3:16 PM

An Ankeny, Iowa cop filmed trying to flip a traffic stop into a vehicle search with a dubious line of questioning is now under investigation.

A video of the incident posted to YouTube Oct. 2 picks up with the officer issuing a written warning to...

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Tattooed Model Sara X Wiggles Boobs To Mozart (NSFW)

(97) Comments | Posted October 13, 2014 | 12:35 PM

What happens when highbrow and lowbrow entertainment meet on the Internet? This.

On Sunday, tattooed model Sara X posted a video to her YouTube channel in which she wiggles her breasts (sort-of) in time to a piece by Mozart.

Some people couldn't get a handle...

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Naked Woman In Tree Gets Meth Dealer Arrested: Police

(4) Comments | Posted October 13, 2014 | 11:24 AM

A couple of high snitches didn't have a stitch to wear, but that didn't stop them from helping police locate their alleged dealer. In fact, they were looking for him, too.

Residents of Trinity, Texas, called the cops last week after seeing a naked woman running around their neighborhood,...

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Things Get Meta After Woman Spends Too Long Snapping Selfies

(37) Comments | Posted October 10, 2014 | 2:28 PM

Finding your angle is crucial to taking quality photographs. Spend more than a minute trying to get the right selfie, though, and the only thing you'll be communicating through your picture is how much of a self-centered boob you are.

Didn't stop this lady, though. She posed...

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Philadelphia Girl, 11, Blackmailed Into Sex By Teens: Report

(8) Comments | Posted October 10, 2014 | 11:37 AM

An 11-year-old Philadelphia girl was allegedly blackmailed into having sex with two teenage boys, according to police.

The children involved are all students at Tilden Middle School in Philadelphia, according to NBC. The school's principal called police after another student told him that video of the incident...

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6,000 Venomous Brown Recluse Spiders Infest Missouri Couple's Home

(248) Comments | Posted October 10, 2014 | 11:31 AM

A Missouri couple is facing a web of legal troubles after their home was infested with an estimated 6,000 venomous spiders.

The Torsts bought their Weldon Spring country club home, which overlooks a golf course, in October of 2007. But they haven't been able to live in the house...

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Mary Gilles, Catholic School Teacher Accused Of Sex Abuse, May Be Pregnant By Student: Police

(105) Comments | Posted October 9, 2014 | 9:32 AM

A teacher who was recently fired from a Minnesota Catholic school over sex abuse allegations may be carrying the victim's child.

Mary Gilles, 28, a teacher at Pacelli High School in Austin, Minnesota, was fired Tuesday after admitting to sexual contact with a student. She is charged with...

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Votre chat n'aime pas se faire flatter, parce que les chats sont maléfiques

(3) Comments | Posted October 8, 2014 | 10:34 AM

Il faudra vous rendre à l'évidence: les chats sont tout simplement maléfiques.

Vous nourrissez minou. Vous lui donnez des croquettes. Vous le gardez au chaud, dans votre demeure. Mais minou ne vous aime pas. En fait, il n'aime même pas se faire toucher.

Un sondage de l'organisation Cats...

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