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Andrew Cristi

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20 Adventures to Prolong Summer

(0) Comments | Posted August 25, 2015 | 5:49 PM


Labor day is coming, and you know what that means; everyone will soon be posting their pumpkin spice whatevers, or making fun of pumpkin spice, and somehow still thinking that joke is funny. And let's not forget apple picking! By September 1,...

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There Truly Is No Place Like Homeland

(18) Comments | Posted October 8, 2014 | 5:25 PM


Ever since Homeland premiered, fans of Showtime's extraordinary gem have been dying to say it "Jumped The Shark." This isn't really surprising -- since thanks to the internet everyone thinks their opinion matters. Unfortunately the world is filled with haters and followers and...

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Ice Bucket Challenge Gone Wrong: A New Challenge Proposed

(1) Comments | Posted September 9, 2014 | 7:04 PM


I was never really on board for the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge that recently went viral and swept the nation to raise awareness and money for Amyotrophic Lateral Sclerosis. Not that I'm against raising awareness, donating money or supporting a good cause, but...

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Dear Media: Please Stop Reporting on Mila Kunis' 'Baby Bump'

(0) Comments | Posted July 9, 2014 | 6:00 PM

Let me start by saying that I am a huge Mila Kunis fan.

I think that she's a very talented actress and one of the few beauties out there surrounded in a sea of mediocrity of today's actresses. As I've even discussed in my book series, The Peter...

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A True Friend 'Likes' What You Have to Say

(0) Comments | Posted July 9, 2014 | 5:07 AM


I was recently hanging out with a friend. On that particular day she was in a sad state, bemoaning her boyfriend problems. She is known for turbulence in her love life, but this issue seemed sillier to me than usual.

"I posted a...

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I'm 30... Now What?

(0) Comments | Posted June 18, 2014 | 5:19 PM


It's officially the new quarter-life crisis.

Whether you think you have it "figured out" or not, what I've begun to realize is that the truth is that by 30, no one has anything figured out.

I just hit the milestone in April....

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How 'Neighbors' Betrayed its Generation

(1) Comments | Posted May 20, 2014 | 2:57 AM


In a film that was surprisingly relevant to the millennial conundrum of embracing adulthood vs. desperately clinging to youth, there was one major flaw keeping it from being at all enjoyable: Seth Rogan.



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What Will the Mad Men Characters Be Wearing in the 80s?

(0) Comments | Posted April 24, 2014 | 7:37 PM


Unfortunately, the world hasn't caught on yet that the times... they are a changin' (and have been for quite a while) on everyone's favorite swingin' 60s show. The polished look of supreme sophistication from the early 60s that seems like it...

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Where Our Favorite Millenial TV Characters Would Really Be Now

(0) Comments | Posted April 24, 2014 | 1:13 PM

Let's face it, it's impossible to go on any millennial's Facebook newsfeed and not hear about how excited they are for Girl Meets World (because I'm sure the tween-girl show will really have adults coming in by the droves after the first episode.) But, if you grew up watching the...

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How I Met Your Mother... and All My Polyamorous Friends

(1) Comments | Posted April 7, 2014 | 10:59 AM


Truth is, I was never much of a How I Met Your Mother fan. I always saw it as a diet version of Friends, which was never that good to begin with. I really didn't care who these kids' mother was, and I...

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Prostitution: Shameful for a Girl, 'Shameless' for a Guy

(7) Comments | Posted March 26, 2014 | 5:41 AM


SPOILER WARNING ALERT: If you're not up to date on Showtime's Shameless, and if you care, you should stop reading here.

However, if you have been watching, you would know that the leading lady protagonist, Fiona (played brilliantly by Emmy Rossum),...

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Batman Fans: Please Shut Up

(1) Comments | Posted March 13, 2014 | 3:03 PM


You ever walk into a bar where a local band is playing and have to unfortunately sit through their set of original songs? You suffer, you cry, you can't hear your friends. You DRINK. Then, something wonderful happens- they play "Mr....

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The @Pack

(0) Comments | Posted March 6, 2014 | 1:17 AM


In the '50s and '60s, we witnessed a new kind of celebrity. They were young, wild, reckless and all hung around together. This group consisted of the likes of Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, Peter Lawford, Joey Bishop and Sammy Davis Jr. The world...

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Why Leo Doesn't Deserve an Oscar

(4) Comments | Posted March 5, 2014 | 5:37 AM

For months, before the 2014 Oscars, all anyone could hear about was how Leonardo Dicaprio deserved to "finally" win his Academy Award -- as if he already had some sort of claim on it. The day after, all anyone could talk about was how we was "robbed." There's only one...

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Peter Pandrew Tries to Grow Up

(4) Comments | Posted December 6, 2012 | 8:10 PM

By the end of the summer of 2012, I was 28 years old, and the closest thing I'd ever had to a steady job was working as a fetish escort. I refused to move out of the house I grew up in. I hadn't managed to keep a single relationship...

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