Apple Launches Text-sharing Device, the CoTex

01/29/2010 12:24 am ET | Updated May 25, 2011

CUPERTINO (The Borowitz Report) - In the same week that it launched its much-touted iPad, Apple today introduced its latest game-changer to the tech marketplace, a text-sharing device called the CoTex.

"There are a lot of texting devices out there that can absorb data," said Apple founder Steve Jobs. "But nothing absorbs more than a CoTex."

Mr. Jobs said that when used in conjunction with Apple's just-released mobile device, the AllWays StayFree, "the CoTex has what it takes to handle a heavy flow of information."

When asked about the flurry of new products that Apple has released at the end of January, Mr. Jobs mused, "I guess it's that time of the month." More here.