NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report) -- Recently published photos showing Sandra Bullock's straying husband Jesse James wearing Nazi regalia is "a public relations nightmare," according to prominent Neo-Nazis, who worry that the association with Mr. James may hurt the image of Neo-Nazis in an irreparable way.
"We definitely need to get ahead of this story," says Tracy Klugian, a Neo-Nazi who heads a watchdog group that monitors the portrayal of Nazis in the media. "When the public sees Jesse James dressed up as one of us, that's bad for the Nazis."
Mr. Klugian says that his group "needs to get the word out there that Jesse James' behavior is not typical of, nor is it condoned by, us Nazis."
He says that Mr. James' behavior "plays into the worst kind of Nazi stereotypes."
"I'm afraid that the takeaway for many people is that Nazis cheat on their wives with tattooed ladies," he says. "The fact is, if you want a loyal husband, you could do much worse than marry a Nazi." More here.
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David Wild: Just Like Jesse James: A Little Playlist for A Big Schmuck
I interviewed Sandra Bullock once, and she seemed lovely in every way. I've never met Jesse James, but he increasingly seems like one big schmuck in the worst possible way.
It seems like every time I turn on the TV or log onto my computer, the headlines are screaming about celebrity or politician BETRAYALS and CONFESSIONS.
David Wygant: Why Men Cheat On Celebrities
Many times the person being cheated on is actually a cause of the other person cheating. So, let's stop judging Jesse James, and let's start thinking that this was a two-way street.
Nick Kreiss: The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Tiger Woods
Let me guess. Jesse James is a sex addict. He needs treatment, urgent care, he's a victim. We are not to judge his abhorrent and pig-like behavior because he suffers from a condition.
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