BP Consulting With Toyota About Making Things Stop

In what the embattled oil company is hailing as a major step forward towards plugging the oil leak in the Gulf, BP announced today that it was consulting with Toyota about "how to make things stop."
This post was published on the now-closed HuffPost Contributor platform. Contributors control their own work and posted freely to our site. If you need to flag this entry as abusive, send us an email.

GULF OF MEXICO (The Borowitz Report) - In what the embattled oil company is hailing as a major step forward towards plugging the oil leak in the Gulf, BP announced today that it was consulting with Toyota about "how to make things stop."

"These Toyota guys are pretty smart guys," said BP CEO Tony Hayward. "As soon as they figure out how to make this thing stop, I'll be able to get my life back."

The first meeting between engineers from Toyota and BP was postponed after the Toyota contingent sped past the meeting site in a Corolla and disappeared from view. More here.

The Los Angeles Times says Andy Borowitz has "one of the funniest Twitter feeds around." Follow Andy on Twitter here.

Popular in the Community

Close

What's Hot